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Hey mom said if its okay with your mom we can bingewatch shrek
LEGO Shrek is a video game which is based on the Shrek series and it follows the story of all 4 Shrek films.
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News reporter: in a stunning turn of events an egg-shaped man is being sued for apparently tricking someone into helping him to commit a crime. The plaintiff, Puss in Boots, who was tricked by his adoptive brother Humpty Dumpty into helping him to steal the San Ricardo bank, has filed suit against his own adoptive brother in superior court
Puss' lawyer: Mr Puss didn't ask to be tricked, Mr Puss didn't want to be tricked and because of Humpty Dumpty's "actions" (so called) he'll never be able to return to San Ricardo ever again
Humpty: Hey i did what i had to do to get the magic beans!
Puss: You didn't do what you had to do to get the magic beans, you turned me into an outlaw, that's what you did!
Humpty: listen you little piece of...!
Humpty's lawyer: My client has no further comments at this time
20 whole years of memes, dreams, and memories. Keep doing what you’re doing, Dreamworks, you’re making us all happy.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
<p>Well I love Donkey and enjoy the films knowing they're nicer than Shrek's short book. But it's because Shrek already has a Christmas film and has awesome entertaing vocal sountracks plus his party CDs I have no doubt myself Shrek could have a Juneteenth celebration added to his holiday films, especially with those like Valentine already shared on numerous motion pictures. If doing songs of freedom for Juneteenth that could absolutely be Donkey singing again, plus Fiona's skillful at sharing her joy of being where she wants to be and her gladness of being out of that castle she was hidden in with the dragon.
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And several of the villain characters in Shrek's animated films would have an easy times singing about freedom too for sure because it's quite clear very few of them liked Princes Charming. </p>
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And several of the villain characters in Shrek's animated films would have an easy times singing about freedom too for sure because it's quite clear very few of them liked Princes Charming. </p>
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I'm looking for an online game where Pinocchio is the host and you go on a scavenger hunt to find ingredients for the magic potion. I forgot the name of the game. Can you please help me?
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<p>(I will be posting this on different Wiki's to spread the word of my great creativity, so get ready.)
</p><p>I want to make a series where characters live in the same house (taking place in Southern Florida) doing adult humor. Here are the characters explained. To do this, I'll send letters (one to Nintendo, one to Disney, one to Dreamworks and one to Nickelodeon to have a meeting about this idea)
</p><p>I even made a link to my episode ideas for the series
</p><p>https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=212172126258149&id=107472956728067
</p><p>Any episode ideas? Let me know with some replies
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<figcaption> <p class="caption">Spike is from Mumbai, India. He moved to Florida because his grandfather found a retirement home there (this is Romeo from Roadside Romeo, but I changed it to Spike)</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Laila is Spike's girlfriend from Karnataka, Southern India</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Bowser is a turtle from Japan who stays in his bedroom all day watching TV</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright " style="width: 67px">
<figcaption><p class="caption">Chef Pee Pee is Bowsers Chef who hates his life since he only makes $5/month for cooking and cleaning, while Bowser Jr also bothers him</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright " style="width: 93px">
<figcaption><p class="caption">Black Yoshi is a dinosaur from Philadelphia who likes video games, KFC and Kool-Aid. He refers to Grape Kool Aid as Purplis Kool Ay, and Ice Cream scoops as Scoopus. He tends to mispronounce a lot of things</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Shrek is from Scotland. He loves cheesecake so much that his girlfriend is a box of Sara Lee. He refers to Spike as "Donkeh", Black Yoshi as "Black Donkeh" and Chef Pee Pee as "Chef Penis". Spike also gets mad at him for clogging the toilet</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Woody is a minor character who hunts for shrimpos in the wild bushes of Africa. In one episode, he saved Laila and Spike from a mutated shrimp</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Nilesh Kumar is a Coyote who escaped the dictator Lord Kronkuaad. He likes running at the park and playing volleyball</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 151px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Monica Geller is Nilesh's girlfriend. She likes to lick her belly, go swimming, and spend time with Laila</p> </figcaption></figure>
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Spike is from Mumbai, India. He moved to Florida because his grandfather found a retirement home there (this is Romeo from Roadside Romeo, but I changed it to Spike)</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Laila is Spike's girlfriend from Karnataka, Southern India</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Bowser is a turtle from Japan who stays in his bedroom all day watching TV</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright " style="width: 67px"> <figcaption><p class="caption">Chef Pee Pee is Bowsers Chef who hates his life since he only makes $5/month for cooking and cleaning, while Bowser Jr also bothers him</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright " style="width: 93px"> <figcaption><p class="caption">Black Yoshi is a dinosaur from Philadelphia who likes video games, KFC and Kool-Aid. He refers to Grape Kool Aid as Purplis Kool Ay, and Ice Cream scoops as Scoopus. He tends to mispronounce a lot of things</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Shrek is from Scotland. He loves cheesecake so much that his girlfriend is a box of Sara Lee. He refers to Spike as "Donkeh", Black Yoshi as "Black Donkeh" and Chef Pee Pee as "Chef Penis". Spike also gets mad at him for clogging the toilet</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Woody is a minor character who hunts for shrimpos in the wild bushes of Africa. In one episode, he saved Laila and Spike from a mutated shrimp</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 180px">
<figcaption> <p class="caption">Nilesh Kumar is a Coyote who escaped the dictator Lord Kronkuaad. He likes running at the park and playing volleyball</p> </figcaption></figure><figure class="article-thumb tright show-info-icon" style="width: 151px"> <figcaption> <p class="caption">Monica Geller is Nilesh's girlfriend. She likes to lick her belly, go swimming, and spend time with Laila</p> </figcaption></figure>
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Hi What is up guys this is Princeton and I really want to know how Shrek has impacted your life. Please share any and all stories/experiences on THIS THREAD ONLY
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want to find her. wnant to findher please i cant find her please she has been missing so long '''please i just want to find her'''
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<p>Hey, guys. I heard that there is going to be a sequel to <i>Puss in Boots</i> called "<i>Puss in Boots 2: Nine Lives & 40 Thieves</i>". The release date is November 2, 2018.
</p><p>Proof (at the very end): http://collider.com/tag/puss-in-boots-2
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