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  • Beverlyjones

    Since @WilsonHydetheThird has this story listed on one of his blogs, I thought I would try to come up with my own version of how it went down in Shrek. Anyway, here goes:

    Once upon a time, on a Friday in the Kingdom of Scotland, three wicked Fairy Godmothers (called the Weird Sisters) were ending their meeting. One of them asked the other 2 whether they should meet “in thunder, lightning or in rain.” Another one said to meet “when the battle’s lost and won.” The Third said to meet with a soldier named Lord Macbeth.

    Later, Lord Macbeth, Lord of Glamis, had played his part in the battle against the Normandys and was walking home with his best friend, Banquo, when they met up with the fairy godmothers, who told him he would be Lord of Cawdor, t…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, there was a half-ogre King called Stefan and a human Queen called Briar Rose, who desperately wanted a child. Eventually, they got a daughter, called Princess Alexandra. They invited 3 good fairies, called Flora, Fauna and Merryweather, to the christening.

    “I give you the gift of beauty,” said Flora.

    “I give you the gift of never being blue,” said Merryweather.

    “I give you the gift of....,” began Fauna, but the door burst open. It was Carabosse.

    “I see you haven’t invited me AGAIN!” She shrieked, “Never mind, I shall do to your daughter what I did to Briar Rose. I curse little Alexandra to prick her finger on a spindle on her 15th birthday and DIE!”

    “Carabosse,” said King Stefan, “I promise you will fail, just like you failed …

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  • Beverlyjones

    “My Lady!” said the Captain of the Guards, “We’ve found it!”

    “Well then what are you waiting for?” said Farquaad, “Bring it in!”

    It was the Magic Mirror.

    “Mirror, Mirror on the wall,” said Farquaad, “Is this not the most perfect queendom of them all?”

    “Well,” The Mirror said nervously, “technically you’re not a Queen.”

    Thelonious held up a hand-held Mirror and shattered it.

    “Well,” The Mirror blabbered, “you’re not a Queen YET, but you can become one. All you have to do is marry a Prince. So just sit back and relax my lady, because it’s time for you to meet today’s eligible bachelors. And here they are:

    Bachelor number one is a highly courageous lad from an ogre kingdom. He had battled many dragons before now. Please welcome Prince Phillip!

    Bachel…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Poulton (not to be confused with the British town of the same name), there was a Princess named Yasmine Bearki. Yasmine wasn’t your stereotypical princess. She was bored with the Princess life and her parents, the King and Queen, wanted her to marry Prince Manfred of the Ice Age Kingdom. Soon it got so u bearable that Yasmine left. She accidentally bumped into a dwarf with a grumpy face, but when they stared eye to eye, they both smiled at one another. They were in love. Yasmine took the dwarf, who was appropriately named Grumpy, to her parents.

    “Yasmine!” said the King, “How could you think we would let you marry a commoner? Such people are inferior!

    “That’s not true, Daddy!” said Yasmine, “I WILL marry G…

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  • WilsonHydetheThird

    So I haven't done any of these in a long while... A list of wanted criminals! This time I'm going to be naming characters that could run wild in the kingdom of Far Far Away. I honesty felt like I did what I could do for Duloc, which to be honest wouldn't have enough to sustain a larger lineup. However this kingdom has a much larger environment, which even expands to the outskirts and neighboring civilizations. Keep in mind as well this is just made for fun, and I don't endorse anybody taking this seriously and making faulty edits from my influence. Anyway, here's my list!

    • Rumpelstiltskin (for illegal dealmaking, attempts to exile the king and queen, and spinning a yarn without a license)
    • Georgie Porgie (for kissing girls and making them cry) …
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  • WilsonHydetheThird

    writer's note: This depiction of King Kong is in no way related to any of the original films. As such, the main plot of the 1933 classic will be ignored (as it doesn't fit the lore of Shrek), instead going for an original take. However references and story beats will be featured. It just seemed like a fun idea to try and throw this character into the Shrek universe. Anyway, I present, "Skull Island". 

    Months of sea travel had gone-- Captain Hook and his crew needed to rest during their long voyage. It was quite inconvenient, as they were far from any nearby islands to truly relax. Nothing except large oceans illuminated by both the sun and moon for countless days. At this rate, the treasure Hook was seeking didn't appear to be worthwhile. H…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Dyslexic Princess

    June 15, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    This unidentified Princess is a princess who has dyslexia, meaning she has trouble reading, writing and spelling and as such is enemies with Beauty.

    @WilsonHydetheThird, do you think you could do a story about this Princess? I really like your stories.

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  • WilsonHydetheThird


    writer's note: This is an original story, not based on any existing fairy tale. Only a work meant to showcase a "romance" taking place in the city of Duloc. Neither Amber nor Wilson are based on anybody (even if the latter is my username); I'm only using my name as this character because it sounded pretty good for a character. With that out of the way, here's "Amber".

    Working in Duloc

    After the death of the city-state's founder, Walter Duloc, workspace became barron. So many of its cast members were layed off, with most of them being forced to create new stories to please the masses. As a result, many establishments and sponsors were deserted, leaving Duloc in a state of disrepair. Thankfully, this dark age only lasted for a couple of years,…


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  • Beverlyjones

    Edie McClurg

    June 12, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    Edie McClurg (born 23rd July 1951) is a stand-up comedian, actress and voice actress. She was a substitute voice for the Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2.

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  • Beverlyjones


    The Farmer’s Wife is an Apple seller in Far Far Away. She is based on one of the Evil Queen’s disguises in the original fairytale of Snow White (fairytale).

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, there was a frog swamp bordering the outskirts of an Ogre Kingdom ruled by a human royal family. Among the frogs were 2, one named Rutha and her sister, named Emma. Emma longed to marry Prince Shrek of the Ogre Kingdom.

    Suddenly, with a burst of blue magic, a Male fairy appeared. He had ginger hair and brown eyes.

    “Who are you?” Asked Emma.

    “I am Fortuna. Bib Fortuna. I’m not really a fairy, I’m a wizard posing as a fairy. I heard you’re in love with the son of the local King?”

    “Yes,” said Emma tearfully, “But I’m a frog and he’s a human.”

    “No matter,” said Fortuna, “I can turn you into a human.”

    “Oh, Yes, please!” squealed Emma.

    So Fortuna waved his wand and turned Emma into a beautiful human. She met Prince Shrek, they fell in…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Charming Fortuna was lunging at Artie when I stepped in between them.

    “Why do you think you need to settle things this way?” I asked Charming.

    “The ogre killed my mother!” shouted Charming.

    “Charming, your mother killed herself. She attempted to turn Shrek back into an ogre, but the former King got in the way and the spell reflected back on her!” I reasoned.

    “Well, then, no one forced him to do that!” Screeched Charming.

    “Let me explain who your mother is,” I answered patiently and quietly, “She was a power-hungry sorceress who used you to get the title of Wicked Queen Mother. She didn’t truly care for you.”

    Charming stared at me dumbfounded. He had never heard that side before.

    “We all want you to be who YOU want to be, not who your mother or an…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, there was a Muffin Man named Steve Jero. One day, he was looking through his book of things to make and decided to make a gingerbread man. He created him through science and bakery. But when he was done and Steve called him Gingy, he ran off, through Duloc Hills and through Clappersgate, all the while, David Bowie’s verse of “Changes” was playing, Eventually, Steve caught Gingy and took him back home.

    Eventually Gingy attended Cookie Academy and enjoyed it there, where he excelled at Economics. When he was a young adult, he was taken from Steve and interrogated by Lord Farquaad about the whereabouts of the rest of the fairytale creatures, but luckily he found a way to lie. Eventually he was dumped in a dustbin, but he esca…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, there was a short black-haired man named Rumpel Stiltskin, who was raised among the witches of Far Far Away in the Crone's Nest. He was taught about the magic of his family's magic contracts. One day, he came across the daughter of the Far Far Away miller, who had been asked by the King of Far Far Away to spin straw into gold. He did this for her twice, but the third time, he asked for her first born child, which she reluctantly agreed to. When the King saw the gold, he was so impressed by it he married the girl and she became Queen. She bore the King a daughter, which she named Lillian. When Rumpel came to collect, the King banished him. But Rumpel swore revenge. He would bear a child, who would be the next King or Queen…

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    Draft blog

    June 6, 2019 by Beverlyjones
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  • Johntmiller13

    Dwarfs

    June 5, 2019 by Johntmiller13

    Once Upon a Time, The Dwarfs are mining diamonds and gold to make them rich to their people.The Dwarfs wre very proud at the miner dwarfs, and then they can celebrate the Renaissance Fair to make their fortune to humans. And One Day the dwarfs are making golden items, such as cups, rings, and crowns for kings and queens. But the spanish found gold in the west indies so they give gold to the people and the dwarfs, the dwarfs were so suprised and they love to give trades to the spanish people. The spanish trade gold to dwarfs and dwarfs trade wood to the spanish for the colony of Cuba, the dwarfs were so rich and they all lived happily ever after. 

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  • WilsonHydetheThird

    Far away from the continents of Duloc Hills, there layed an magical island. Unlike most, this one was only visible by those who chose to run away from home or be on the verge of death. This place was known as Neverland, a realm where many supernatural creatures and even humans live alike. Fairies can roam free, and people can act how they want without any rules. Truly a reckless area, with almost everyone causing some kind of damage to others. Native Americans marked their own territory while pirates infiltrated the seas by creating loud fights. Yet not of them can compare to the most deadly figure in Neverland; Peter Pan. Once an infant born to a happy couple, he was lured away by fairies, only to find himself fixated to this new realm. A…

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  • Beverlyjones

    You guys remember when Farquaad had to pick a princess to be King of Duloc and he had to choose between Cinderella, Snow White and Fiona? Well, if I were in that position, I would have picked Snow White. I couldn’t pick Cinderella cuz she wasn’t born a princess.

    Who would YOU pick if YOU had to marry a princess from Shrek?

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, in the Dragonflidojo castle in Far Far Away, there was a young princess named Snow White. She was put to work by her stepmother, the Queen, ever since her father died. One day, the Queen consulted her mirror, only to discover Snow had surpassed her beauty-wise. She sent for a huntsman to kill Snow, but when push came to shove, he couldn’t do it. Snow ran away and discovered a little cottage.

    “FARQUAAD family?” She read on the sign above the door, “Hm. What a strange name!”

    She went in, but no one was home. Tired, she fell asleep on the beds.

    Soon, the Farquaad family came home, singing “Hi-Ho” as the walked, but stopped when they saw someone was in. They investigated, only to find the Princess, who woke up. She promised to l…

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  • Johntmiller13

    In these characters are dwarfs elves fairies witchs wizards gnomes and other creatures like pinocchio, 3 pigs, gingy, 3 blind mice, wolf, 3 bears, puss in boots and more.

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  • WilsonHydetheThird

    Every year, the world goes through extreme change. Progress is inevitable, including the realm of fantasy. Horses and carriages begin to fade, slowly being replaced by a new technology known as motor vehicles. An automated carriage that can move by itself without the help of any creature. Even better, anyone can take control of them! Humans, talking animals, and other magical beings can get behind the wheel and reign supreme on the brick roads and empty trails. While an unrealized technological advancement in Far Far Away, various characters began running rampant with their newfound love of motor transportation. Animals and humans alike were drag racing and destryoing public property, catching the attention of authorities. Most, if not all…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Princess Doris

    May 29, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    Tonight I’ve been feeling that Doris should get recognition as an honorary princess in Shrek the Third, so I’ve asked administrators to make a Royalty by Association category for her Shrek Wiki page, but they haven’t done so. However, that hasn’t stopped me. The only person that knows about it so far is @Damon Redwood.

    Anyway, I have designed a princess castle for Doris. Hope u guys like it!

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, there was a lonely wood carver named Mr. Geppetto, who longed for a son of his own. One night, he had finished making his latest creation, Pinocchio and before he fell asleep, he wished for a son. Suddenly, a fairy with turquoise hair came and made Pinocchio alive, for she was his soon-to-be fairy godmother. She told him to "prove himself brave, truthful and unselfish."

    The next day, he tried to go to school, but he was stopped by a fox and a cat who told him about a puppet show run by a red-bearded man named Stromboli. With Pinocchio in it, the show was a success. But Stromboli locked him in a cage that same night. Luckily, the Turquoise Fairy set him free.

    Unfortunately, that wasn't the end of his troubles, for the fox an…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Half-elf

    May 27, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    Half-elves are the offspring of Humans and Elves.

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    Inspired by @WilsonHydetheThird’s character of Miser Walter Duloc (the ruler of Duloc Before Farquaad), I decided to do my own version of who ruled Duloc in the rest of the Shrek series before Scared Shrekless. And that would be Walter Duloc’s distant relative, Queen Melissa Duloc (based on Melissa Disney, Walt Disney’s distant relative) She became Queen of Duloc shortly after Farquaad’s death. She would have had to die somehow to make Duloc the ghost town it is in Scared Shrekless. I may go into this another day.

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  • Beverlyjones

    During college at Easter 2013, we were asked to do our own websites and I did a website about my own version of Duloc called the Kingdom of Haunted and a version of Britain’s Got Talent called Haunted’s Got Talent. The princess of the kingdom is called Princess Peachie Ruth Angel, she was born a dragon and it’s also based on James Bond. I even created a parody of the titular character of James Bond, called James BOYD, who I also portrayed.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Can someone plz put these pictures of witches on the Witch banished to Shrek's swamp coz I think they’re based on the same character.

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  • Beverlyjones

    These Fairy Godmothers are fairies seen in different productions of Shrek the Musical. They are presumably based on Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, there was a King and Queen who had a bratty daughter named Rapunzel. They couldn’t take anymore of her brattiness so they sent her to live with their neighbour, Dame Gothel, who lived in a tower. Rapunzel was Scared of Gothel and heavily disliked Gothel, so she made up in her head that she was kidnapped by her when she was a baby. At one point when she did something wrong, Gothel cut and shaved her hair off, making her bald

    Once day, a Prince named Marco came by, having been sent by Dama Fortuna to seek out Rapunzel and marry her. He climbed up the tower and fell in love with her, but she didn’t return his feelings. She pushed him out of the tower into the thorn bush, causing him to go blind. She also disposed of Gothel th…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Swamp Magic

    May 9, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    Swamp Magic is magic done by swamp people and creatures. It is usually found in the swamps of New Orleans and Louisiana. The Curse to become an ogre may have been swamp magic, so the Witch who cursed Fiona may have been a swamp magic-user.

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  • Beverlyjones

    In my Snow White story, I included Duloc Sports Centre. I based it on Blackpool Sports Centre next to Stanley Park. Anyway, here’s the picture of it.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Once upon a time, in Ormond Castle in Far Far Away, a beautiful queen gives birth to a baby girl who had lips red as the Rose, hair black as ebony and skin as white as snow. She named her Snow White, but died shortly after that. The King then married another woman who was vain. Not long after their marriage, the new Queen killed her husband, making Snow an orphan.

    The Evil Queen, named Queen Coco, made Snow White a scullery maid to quench her beauty. Eventually however, she surpassed her stepmother in beauty. Queen Coco made her huntsman take her stepdaughter to Duloc Hills to kill her. He could not, however, and told her to run away, which she did. She eventually made it to Duloc Sports Centre which was owned by Seven Dwarfs, since they ha…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Dopey

    April 21, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    Dopey Farquaad is a character who is only referenced in Shrek the Third. In that film, his name was seen on Snow White’s arm tattoo.

    Beverlyjones (talk) 15:10, April 21, 2019 (UTC)

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  • Beverlyjones

    Back when Lord Farquaad’s parents were ruling Duloc, the Ye Olde Souvenir Shoppe sold many souvenirs, such as figurines based on nursery rhyme characters. One such figurine, called Bo Peep, was bought by a woman named Mrs Jennifer Emily Parr, For her newborn baby, Molly. When she took her upstairs, Bo saw a figurine of a chimney sweeper named Woody, who she immediately fell in love with. That night, Bo crept downstairs to meet him, but a satyr interrupted them, saying that HE had fallen for her too, only for her looks. Bo refused, saying she wanted to be with Woody. Two other figurines, claiming to be Bo’s grandmas, give her their blessings to marry Woody.

    The next night, Bo went downstairs for their wedding, when, to her horror, she found …

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  • Beverlyjones

    Mangiafuoco

    April 11, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    Mangiafuoco is a puppet master who is Pinocchio’s archenemy.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Stromboli's Workshop is, as its name suggests, the home of Stromboli the Puppet Master.

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    The 1st Good Queen

    April 10, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    The 1st Good Queen is the biological mother of Snow White.

    She lived in the Evil Queen’s Castle until her death in childbirth.


    In early versions of Snow White (fairytale), she is still alive and is the Evil Queen.

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  • Beverlyjones


    Snow White’s Father, aka the Good King is, as his name suggests, the father of Snow White and husband of the Evil Queen.

    He lived in the Evil Queen’s Castle till his untimely death.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Since @WilsonHydetheThird thinks that Prince Prospero ruled Duloc for a brief time between Shrek and Scared Shrekless, I did myself a King Prospero of Duloc T-Shirt. Here’s a picture of it.

    P.S. The next T-shirt I’ll do for myself will be one based on Annabel Lee, since @WilsonHyde the Third believes her 2 be Farquaad’s mother.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Heigh-Ho

    April 6, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    Heigh-Ho is a song from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (Disney) that has been parodied in the Shrek series.


    In the Ballad of Farquaad, Lord Farquaad says that his father Grumpy would “simply mutter “Heigh-ho” - then off to work he’d go.” At the end of the song, he says “I’m off to work - Heigh Ho!”


    At the end of the short film, the silhouettes of The Seven Dwarfs are seen singing the song before Shrek (character) and co. egg them and Happy says “I’m not happy!”

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  • Beverlyjones

    Snow White (name)

    April 5, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    The name of Snow White is a popular name in fairytale land. As such, it’s not a surprise to assume that it’s a popular name in the Shrek universe as well.


    Snow White from Snow White (fairytale)

    Snow-White from Snow-White and Rose-Red

    Snow-White-Fire-Red from the fairytale of the same name.

    Snow-White and Rosy-Red, two conjoined twins from the fairytale The 12 Wild Ducks

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  • Beverlyjones

    I knocked on the staff room door and Dale answered.

    "Still wanna watch Shrek 2?" I asked.

    "Why not?" Dale answered.

    We went down and were about to put the DVD in, when someone knocked on the door. Dale had no idea who she was when we answered, but I did.

    "Hi, Alex!" the Fairy Godmother greeted, "Thank you for inviting me!"

    "Hi, Evangeline!" I said.

    We eventually let her in.

    "In this film, you two'll be facing my twin sister," said Evangeline Fortuna.

    "You have a sister?" asked Dale.

    "Yeah, but she's a wicked fairy," Evangeline explained.

    "So is she Carabosse?" I asked.

    "Heck, no," scoffed Evangeline, "She and Carabosse are still enemies. My sister's name is Dama, meaning Dame. So, are you putting the DVD in?"

    We put it in, then after the trailers were…

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  • Beverlyjones

    Queen Eartha’s Castle is the home of Queen Eartha and her minions.

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    Queen Eartha

    April 1, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    Queen Eartha was Queen of the Incas.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Snow-White-Fire-Red

    March 31, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    Snow-White-Fire-Red is an Italian fairytale similar to Rapunzel (fairytale).


    Snow-White-Fire-Red (Snow-White-Fire-Red)

    Prince Charming (The Prince)

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  • Beverlyjones

    Miserable the dwarf

    March 31, 2019 by Beverlyjones


    Miserable the dwarf is a dwarf from Snow White (fairytale) and loosely based on the Prince from the Little Mermaid fairytale.


    He married the Little Mermaid after her Prince married Princess Vanessa. However, after having a child with him, she couldn’t live her unhappy life anymore, so she committed suicide (a homage to the original tale), which made Miserable all the more miserable.

    He spends most of his time at the Poison Apple.


    I was feeling miserable tonight and I wanted 2 share my misery with the world, so I wrote this story down, which I had in my head 4 some time now.

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  • WilsonHydetheThird

    The Ransom

    March 31, 2019 by WilsonHydetheThird

    Enjoying the nice breeze in the swamps, Donkey was eating waffles and drinking some fine "Johnny Appleseed" branded apple cider. Having been left to homesit Shrek's home while on his honeymoon, he seemed to have all the free time he had. Although he would often feel alone in this environment, not being with his best friend and all. In order to cope, he invited his fairy tale friends over for a small "get together". Although once he made sent out his invitations, word quickly spread across the surrounding land about Donkey's event. Gingy ended up bringing his girlfriend Suzie, Pinocchio brought his friend Snail, and the Three Pigs tagged along with everyone from Mother Goose Land. The insane crowd greatly pleased Donkey, and he turned the l…

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  • Beverlyjones


    The Yellow Fairy Godmother, also known as Miss Nettle, is an apprentice of The Fairy Godmothers. She was an evil fairy, but redeemed herself. She is based on the Disney Junior character Miss Nettle.

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  • Beverlyjones

    Jesus Christ

    March 27, 2019 by Beverlyjones

    Jesus Christ was a Dark Wizard who was born on 25th December.


    With Mary being a witch, she just created Jesus inside her womb with magic. Back in those days, children out of wedlock was bad, so she told her non-magical partner, Joseph, about it and he agreed to pretend to be the father and that Jesus was God's child. Mary gave birth to him in a stable in Bethlehem and all the animals and 3 wise men gathered to meet him.


    Jesus soon grew up and did all kinds of stuff with his magic, such as walking on water, bringing people back from the dead (which, in reality, were just zombies, which he gave personality to), all things which his followers (known as Christians) were awed at, but those who feared him thought that what he was doing was frighten…



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