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The Yellow Fairy Godmother, also known as Miss Nettle, is an apprentice of The Fairy Godmothers. She was an evil fairy, but redeemed herself. She is based on the Disney Junior character Miss Nettle.
Jesus Christ was a Dark Wizard who was born on 25th December.
With Mary being a witch, she just created Jesus inside her womb with magic. Back in those days, children out of wedlock was bad, so she told her non-magical partner, Joseph, about it and he agreed to pretend to be the father and that Jesus was God's child. Mary gave birth to him in a stable in Bethlehem and all the animals and 3 wise men gathered to meet him.
Jesus soon grew up and did all kinds of stuff with his magic, such as walking on water, bringing people back from the dead (which, in reality, were just zombies, which he gave personality to), all things which his followers (known as Christians) were awed at, but those who feared him thought that what he was doing was frighten…
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Hansel and Gretel’s Stepmother is, as her name suggests, the Stepmother of Hansel and Gretel.
She was the titular childrens’ BIOLOGICAL mother in early versions.Read more >
This unidentified Song is a song written by Paul McCartney when was going to voice Rumpelstiltskin.
It is unknown what the lyrics are.Read more >
After long sessions of signing contracts and negotiating with neighboring continents, Lord Farquaad finally got his plans approved. Remove all supernatural/fairy tale creatures from all of Duloc and other countries. Unfortunately that only meant lower class and middle class characters could be turned in. Higher ranks such as Fairy Godmother (show name for Dama Fortuna) and Sleeping Beauty would have to be dismissed from the removal act. However, Snow White and Cinderella were both turned in without his knowledge, having been accused for crimes of loitering and princess fraud respectively. This also meant other illegal dicators and figures of royalty could be arrested. Throught the course of three days, lines began to form in various areas …Read more >
One day in 1945, a soldier named Darren came home from the now-ending Global Ogre War led by the mad ogre, Maximus Daauqraf, to find that an old woman named Dama Fortuna was looking in a hole in a tree next to his house in the countryside,
“What r u doing?” he asked.
“I’m looking 4 a tinderbox in here,” she answered, “If u get it 4 me, u can keep anything in here, but I want the tinderbox.”
Darren went thru the hole and found it. He wondered what the woman wanted with it, so he rubbed it and three dogs came out of it. One of them was named Fu and had eyes the size of teacups, the second had eyes the size of water wheels and the third had eyes the size of a tower. They were filled with money which Darren filled his pockets with. When he went o…Read more >
Does anyone know who these picture are of? I found them in the Shrek 2 (video game).Read more >
Dama Stiltskin (nee. Fortuna) is the Fairy Godmother from the alternate timeline in the Shrek Forever After (video game). She is voiced by Claudia Christian.
Stiltskin is first seen in Princess Fiona’s tower, putting on her tiara and saying “Ah, fit for a fairy queen!” Shrek approaches her, calls her “Granny” and asks for the tiara. Stiltskin reveals she’s “Queen for a Week,” much to everyone’s shock. A battle soon takes place with Witches.
Soon, Stiltskin surrenders the tiara, screaming “This doesn’t mean anything, you know! I’m still the Queen, you hear me! THE QUEEN!”Read more >
Can someone plz put these 2 pictures on the Rumpelstiltskin page? Thank u.Read more >
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Fairy Godfathers are the male versions of fairy godmothers. They do the exact same thing as their female counterparts, grant wishes to their godchild.
It was a typical day at the dwarfs’s cottage. The dwarfs were going to work, singing “Hi-ho” as they went. Snow White was making apple pie when there was a knock at the door and she answered it.
“Who are you?” She asked the supposed 8th dwarf.
“I am Grumpy’s son, Maximus,” Farquaad answered.
“So I take it, ur at least half-dwarf?” Snow asked.
“No! How did u know?”
“Coz u look shorter than a human, but taller than a dwarf,” she answered.
“Can I put u down as a bachelorette for me to marry?” Farquaad asked.
“I don’t know,” she replied, “I’d have 2 spend time with u first.”
So the two dated. Farquaad hated his father “sleeping seven to a bed,” as he would later complain about. But soon, she discovered his true personality, that he was a self-hating b…Read more >
Harry Potter series: 7 Harry Potter Stories in the fairytale genre about a half-stag, half-wizard boy. The 1st story will take place during the 2001-2002 school year.
The Frog Prince: Harold and Lillian’s origins.
The Frog Princess: The relationship between Harold and the toad he saw at the Poison Apple.
Snow White and the 1 half-dwarf: Snow White meeting Farquaad.
The Tinderbox 2: Prequel about Darren in the Global Ogre War.
The Little Mermaid: Another adaptation of the classic fairytale.
Snow White and the 7 dwarfs
Snow-White-Fire-Red: A story explaining Dama Fortuna’s hatred for ogres.
The Greatest Gift: A stranger approaches George Pratt in his darkest moment.
The Princess and the Pauper: A gender-flipped version of the Prince and the Pauper.… Read more >
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone: Harry Potter learns he is half-wizard and goes to Hogwarts to learn magic. Takes place during the 2001-2002 school year.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware! Takes place during the 2002-2003 school year.
The next 5 books will be made up by me, coz it’s only the first 2 that are written in the fairytale genre. The third book is where the series gets darker, so the next 5 that I make up will be in the genre of fairytales.Read more >
Can someone plz put these pictures from the Far Far Away Times onto their respective pages?Read more >
Henry: The half-merman son of King Derek and Queen Toodles. Dama Fortuna doesn’t like that Toddles has had a happy ending, so she tries 2 kill Toodles, but fails.
Evil Queen/Queen Coco: Snow White’s biological mother. She got part of a happy ending when she married her Prince Charming, the King of Ormond, but she felt she had been stripped from it when he died. When she fed the Poison Apple 2 her daughter, she had a change of heart and kissed her on the lips, thus gaining the rest of her happy ending, being a good mother. However, Dama Fortuna didn’t like that, thinking that “villains don’t get happy endings,” so she implanted fake memories in their heads and that was it until Shrek the Third.
Harry Potter: A half-Wizard child who is sent to l…Read more >
The Good Queen, also known as the Good Witch, previously known as the Evil Queen and the Wicked Witch, is a minor antagonist in Shrek the Third. She is based on the antagonist from Snow White (fairytale).
The Evil Queen was first seen shooting pool at the Poison Apple, which she owned at the time. At first, she disliked Prince Charming, but she warmed up to him when he promised her and the other villains their own happily ever after.
The Evil Queen was last seen holding a dagger to Queen Lillian’s aka the Other Good Queen’s, throat, but after Arthur Pendragon convinced the villains to be something else, she said she always wanted to open a spa in France, turns good and thus becomes the Good Queen.Read more >
Cinderella’s Father is, as his name suggests, the father of Cinderella, the 2nd husband of Cinderella's Stepmother and the stepfather of Doris and Mabel.
In the original Cinderella story, he tolerates the mistreatment from his stepdaughters to his own daughter since he was ruled by his new wife.
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz make it so that Cinderella’s Dad is ruled by his new wife since that was in the original story?
Also, I’m sorry that I called ur view on the Little Mermaid ending “nonsense,” but I hope u understand I had 2 express my views on what u said about it.Read more >
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Doris and Mabel’s biological father is, as his name suggests, the father of Doris and Mabel and the first husband of Cinderella's Stepmother.
This contract of Rumpelstiltskin’s is a contract that allows the signer to “become a real boy.”
Pinocchio was about 2 sign this contract when Shrek comes in and Rumpel accidentally spills ink all over the paper, causing Pinoke 2 be dragged away, shouting, “I was so close! So close!”
This contract seems 2 be Rumpel’s version of the Turquoise Haired Fairy from the original Pinocchio novel.Read more >
The Evil Mother-In-Law is an unfinished story by the Brothers Grimm. It is based on the 2nd part of Charles Perrault’s Sleeping Beauty.
Briar Rose (Sleeping Beauty) meets her ogre mother-in-law.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could call the bit of ur Sun, Moon and Talia story with the Ogre The Evil Mother-in-law?Read more >
So tonight I am doing light research on various stage productions of a wide variety. I thought perhaps I could create a post listing some of these productions I am thinking of representing in some of my stories. Most of which are either from William Shakespeare or Gilbert & Sullivan. Think of this as the second encyclopedia if you will.
Just for safe measure, all of these plays are ones that I belive fit the bill of the Shrek universe fairly well. Since all of them are in the public domain, have been referenced in the series ('Midsummer' was lightly spoofed in the fourth film on Shrek's bookshelf), or even had characters appear as key characters (Captain Hook in the thrid film). Not to mention that it could represent the more "taasteful" an…Read more >
Since @WilsonHydetheThird refused 2 give HIS little mermaid, Violet, a happy ending, I decided I would 4 MY little mermaid. So here we go:
Once upon a time, in the lake next 2 an aquarium, there was a kingdom of mermaids, ruled by King Neptune and his dowager mother.
The youngest, named Toodles, was interested in whether humans lived forever. One day, she saved one, called Prince Derek, from drowning. He and his royal family were visiting the aquarium from Denmark.
Wondering what if she DIDN’T save him, she asked her grandmother whether humans lived forever. The grandmother told her that humans had an immortal soul, while mermaids turn 2 sea foam.
Determined 2 have a soul, Toodles went 2 Morgana, her aunt, and told her her problem and her aunt…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, Today I went 2 a Sleeping Beauty ballet and this is how Carabosse looked in it.
Do u think u could draw ur version based on this? Or perhaps like Dama Fortuna, coz some people say SHE’S Carabosse.
Update: I went 2 another Sleeping Beauty ballet today in Manchester and Carabosse looked like a regular human being (though see picture).Read more >
Once upon a time, there lived a strange little man named Rumpelstiltskin. He was a traveller by birth, having already been gifted with the ability to walk on his own feet after two weeks of living. In his old town, Rumpelstiltskin would con his infant friends with pieces of paper with crude writing; getting them to sign and earn something with odd exchanges. As he grew older, he went from stealing candy from babies to gaining money from other children his age. What his colleagues got in return were usually petty material goods, maybe a pretty dress or a sword. Many years had gone by, and the little man was only getting better with his craft. Not only was he making deals with older folks with desperate needs, but even wealthy nobles and eve…Read more >
This is my "encyclopedia" of both existing and fan-made Shrek characters, which features the characters I have planned to be featured in my stories (which will come to a close once I do everyone I wish to write about). It will progress from the major cast to the minor additions that are either hardly realized or made up. The list should come in handy for those who wish to follow my writings on a regular basis.
(NOTE: Some characters will either have brief descriptions, or one sentence. I apologize for any inconsistecies.)
Shrek: A socially anxious yet quick witted ogre with a heart of gold. Raised by rather brutal parents, he was forced to live on his own after he grew too old at age 21. After living alone for over a decade, he soon found a…
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Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale written by Squib author Charles Perrault and later by the Squib Brothers Grimm.
An evil fairy curses a Princess to enter a 100 year slumber.
In the Harry Potter world, it is said that this fairytale is based on an actual event where the hag Leticia Somnolens tainted a spindle with the Draught of Living Death and a Princess touched it and fell asleep, but a wizard smeared Wiggenweld Potion on his lips and kissed the Princess.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could head over 2 the Harry Potter Wiki and do fanfiction based on the Harry Potter version?Read more >
Caradoc is an antagonist in the Sleeping Beauty ballet. He is Carabosse’s son, but his father is unknown (but I like 2 think his father is Sleeping Beauty’s father).
After his mother dies, Caradoc plans 2 exact revenge on Aurora and the Prince.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could include Caradoc in ur Sleeping Beauty story as well as Carabosse?Read more >
In ancient Greek religion and mythology, the Moirai or Moerae, often known in English as the Fates, were the white-robed incarnations of destiny. There are three of them: Clotho (spinner), Lachesis (allotter) and Atropos ('unturnable', a metaphor for death).
They controlled the mother thread of life of every mortal from birth to death and were also the inspiration for the role of the Fairy Godmother (job).
@WilsonHydetheThird, since you've done fan fiction based on mythology, maybe you'd like 2 do fan fiction based on these Weird Sisters?Read more >
WARNING!: There are themes of Christianity placed into this piece of writing. If anyone is uncomfortable by that idea, I advise you to not proceed beyond this warning.
Essentially the "real boy" conflict is replaced with keeping faith in God, believing that he has great plans for you no matter what happens. This was done to keep the joke of Pinocchio's yearning for being real in tact, since it was only played for laughs in Shrek. For aynone else, please enjoy the story about Celeste (name made up), the Turquoise Haired Fairy from Pinocchio.
Once a beautiful mortal, Celeste had dreams of becoming a helper for those in need of guidance. Having grown up with struggles to function in society, she often relied on others to aid her. As Celeste grew…Read more >
Evangeline Fortuna the Blue/Turquoise Fairy is a character in Pinocchio (fairy tale). She is Pinocchio’s Fairy Godmother and the younger version of CINDERELLA’s Fairy Godmother.
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz do how u think Pinocchio went down in Shrek? And if u can, can u plz make this fairy his Fairy Godmother?Read more >
Pretty Goldilocks is a young princess. She is based on the titular character of the fairytale The Story of Pretty Goldilocks or the Beauty with Golden Hair.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could do a version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears that combines that tale and this tale?Read more >
After thinking about Beverlyjones' comment on how I should write stories told by the green ogre himself, I thought I'd attempt to write a few of them. Now I won't be writing these on a regular basis, since it would take forever to think of what else would be a good "Shrek Tale". However this is one exception which was way too good to pass up. This is a story told by Shrek about a lonely weed puller who falls in love with a local foreign girl. That's as close to a snyopsis I'll provide.
Shrek's Twisted Faerie Tales: Beauty and the Weed Puller
"Shrek! Shrek!" cried Donkey bashing through the door.
"Look I gotta run to the local market place for a bit. Would you mind watching my kids for today?"
"Great! Thank you so much Shrek I know I ca…Read more >
Being Transgender means while u look a certain gender, you are actually another.
Doris (transgender female)
Mabel (transgender female)
Beauty’s wicked sisters (transgender females) (possibly)
Beauty’s Brothers (transgender males) (possibly)
The reason 4 Doris’s transgenderism is because she was born a man and asked Dama Fortuna to make her a woman. The opposite may have happened 2 at least 1 of Beauty’s Brothers.
Transgender females can be played by either drag queens or faux queens (the latter being a female playing a male playing a female). Transgender males can be played by either drag kings or faux kings (the latter being the opposite of a faux Queen).Read more >
Beauty’s brothers are supporting characters in one of my versions of Beauty and the Beast (fairytale). They are transgender males and based on Beauty’s Brothers from said fairytale.
They are beautiful, sweet, kind and feminine.
Like Doris was born a man, at least 1 of them would have been born a woman and asked Dama Fortuna to make her a Male.Read more >
The Wicked Mirror is a magic mirror that reveals the worst in people. It is voiced by Chris Miller. It is based on the Wicked Mirror from the Hans Christian Anderson fairytale The Snow Queen (fairytale)
The Wicked Mirror is a light-blue hand Mirror with the inscription “Devil’s Mirror” on the top and bottom.
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz do ur version of how the Snow Queen went down in Shrek? And if u do, can it star The Wicked Ice Queen coz she may be based on the titular character?Read more >
A Half-mummy is the offspring of a human and a mummy.
Half-mummies have traits of both their parents.
I’m thinking of doing a story about Shrek and co. encountering a half-mummy child who is the offspring of a human mother and a mummy dad.Read more >
Evangeline Fortuna, aka Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother is, as her name suggests, the Fairy Godmother of Cinderella.
She is Fairy Godmother’s “goody goody” twin sister.
She may have been Fairy Godmother (Shrek the Musical).
She is the older version of the Blue Fairy.Read more >
Strolling through the busy streets of Romeo Drive, nobles and peasants alike roam around in peace; shopping and greeting each other. A wonderfully peaceful sight, with a bright sun, and beautiful architecture. Sightseeing the star homes, gazing at the views from high hotel rooms, and of course, the delicious coffees and lattes at Farbucks. Despite the rather loud crowds and clamping hooves of the horses, all of the residents were enjoying themselves. When night fell, the lights of the streets brightened, giving the kingdom a breathe-taking look like no other. It was even prettier when the stars shined from above. What could be the perfect romantic setting for any couple or regular local; Far Far Away was truly a unique paradise that everyo…Read more >
Underneath the greens of Duloc Hills, a subterranean land of insanity and devastation resides. What could be called "an asylum for the mad", or "an underground nightmare", this rancid place called Wonderland has been forbidden for visiting. Every rabbit hole in the entire area was blocked off, in fear that unsuspecting bystanders would fall down. Only the most daring knights have traveled to that treacherous world; in order to get something in return of course. Residents such as the Mad Hatter and the White Rabbit were taken away from their homes, being sold to Duloc authorities for certain crimes committed. It turns out a young girl named Alice went there when she was seven-years old. She didn't talk about her experiences until she reache…Read more >
A Half-Merperson is the offspring of a human and a merperson. One member of the two species have to be magically changed to the other to make it work.
Half-merpeople can either look human, in which case they would be half-merperson human, or like a Merperson, in which case they would be half-human merperson.
@WilsonHydetheThird, if u do ur version of The Little Mermaid, can u plz let ur mermaid, Violet, survive and have a half-merperson kid with the Prince?Read more >
Once upon a time, a selfish king named Filius lived in a glittering palace. One night, a wicked fairy knocked on his door and when he answered, she tried 2 seduce him and when he refused, she turned him into a Beast.
In a mansion in a nearby village, a widowed merchant and his 2 daughters, Beauty and Clarice, were suffering the loss of their mother figure. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was the merchant’s sister, Marguerite, and brother, Frederic.
“We’ve come to help you get over your loss,” Marguerite explained.
Suddenly, however, the merchant lost his fortune at sea. The family had 2 move 2 a small cottage not very far.
“I knew u would drive us into the poorhouse!” Marguerite snapped at her brother. “Go sell Beauty’s music box or…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, for St David’s Day tomorrow, I decided 2 print off ur picture of Prince Edward and put it on a wall display of Welsh stuff. I only made him Prince CONSORT coz I’ve made Her Majesty the Queen Princess Regnant of Wales due 2 her never being given the title when she was young.
By the way, Happy St David’s Day for tomorrow!Read more >
I briefly mentioned my take on the titular princess weeks back, but I thought I would finally create my "Shrek"-inspired take on the story. Taking inspiration from both "Jackass" and an early concept for the video series "VeggieTales", the Princess and the Pea is a tale of thrill-seeking teenagers, and a limbless talking pea (placed under a mattress of course).
Longing for a life beyond bland royalty, Princess Becca abandoned her home in favor of going on a dangerous journey. As soon as she stepped out of her window, she slipped on the roof of her tower; bashing every point and brick as she went down. Before she knew it, Becca was covered in bruises and scratches. Just the life she wanted! Despite feeling sprains in her ankles, she ran and…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird I thought of what happened 2 ur villain of Beauty and the Beast. After he gets rejected by Beauty, Dama Fortuna turns him into a Beast. He then meets another Beast who loves him 4 who he is. He turns back into a human, though, but the female Beast still loves him and they live happily ever after.
What do u think?Read more >
Wizardesses (alt. names: female wizards, wizards) are a race of female magic-users.
Despite the name, the word “wizard” is a gender-neutral term, so anyone can be a wizard, regardless of gender.
Wizardesses can have Wizard clothing, just adjusted for the female gender.
@WilsonHydetheThird My questions 4 u are: Do u think Rumpelstiltskin is a warlock (Male witch) and Can u think of any wizardesses who could be in the Shrek universe? Plz leave ur thoughts in the comments.Read more >
A Half-Beast is the offspring of a human and a beast.
Beauty and The Beast’s children (possibly)
Hermione Granger (Part-Beast) (possibly)
Mary Philbin (Part-Beast) (possibly)
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz do Fanart of what u think Beauty and the Beast’s children would look like?
And with the Disney remake, bcoz both r played by Emma Watson, some people think that Belle is Hermione’s great-great-grandmother, is this true with UR Beauty and the Beast?if not, could MARY PHILBIN be 1 of their descendants? Coz ur version of Beauty looks like her.Read more >
Since Beverlyjones asked for me to do a post about this titular couple, I thought I'd bring in my two cents on what I believe happened. It's not gonna be the best written piece of work, but what can you do when you're being asked to do things at an alarming rate. And just to clarify, although there is no villain in the original story, I decided to add one for a more interesting turn of events; whom is based on my user name and dark persona. I'll draw him in a future post, alongside both Beauty and the Beast. For visual purposes though, I imagine Beauty resembling silent film actress Mary Philbin, and the Beast as a bipedal wild boar with huge tusks. Wilson's appearance is also based on early versions of Lord Farquaad, when he had a Tim Bur…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u can do a blog on how u think Beauty and the Beast (fairytale) went down in the Shrek universe? Coz all we know is that they have a “glittering palace” in Far Far Away and The Beast has a kennel coz he never changed back into a Prince and that’s it. We don’t even know whether the villain was Gaston (like in Beauty and the Beast (Disney)) or Avenant (like in the 1946 film).Read more >
A Half-dwarf is the offspring of a human and a dwarf.
Half-dwarfs are tall by dwarf standards and small by human standards. Their small size is not abnormal, therefore they can be classed as undersized humans.
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I’ve inserted myself as a Shrek character in my fanfictions, so I’ve decided 2 make myself a Shrek wiki page (albeit in blog form, since people would delete it if it was a real Shrek Wiki page). And I’m a Half-dwarf since my mother is really short and my late dad was really tall (but that’s coz he had artificial legs), but he was human.
After my dad died, my dwarf mother got together with a giant guy, who had a daughter with a female human, making the daughter a half-giant (don’t ask me how she didn’t get too big 4 the womb).
I am intelligent, short-tempered and eccentric.
I have red hair and brown eyes.Read more >