Since @WilsonHydetheThird refused 2 give HIS little mermaid, Violet, a happy ending, I decided I would 4 MY little mermaid. So here we go:
Once upon a time, in the lake next 2 an aquarium, there was a kingdom of mermaids, ruled by King Neptune and his dowager mother.
The youngest, named Toodles, was interested in whether humans lived forever. One day, she saved one, called Prince Derek, from drowning. He and his royal family were visiting the aquarium from Denmark.
Wondering what if she DIDN’T save him, she asked her grandmother whether humans lived forever. The grandmother told her that humans had an immortal soul, while mermaids turn 2 sea foam.
Determined 2 have a soul, Toodles went 2 Morgana, her aunt, and told her her problem and her aunt…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, Today I went 2 a Sleeping Beauty ballet and this is how Carabosse looked in it.
Do u think u could draw ur version based on this? Or perhaps like Dama Fortuna, coz some people say SHE’S Carabosse.
Update: I went 2 another Sleeping Beauty ballet today in Manchester and Carabosse looked like a regular human being (though see picture).Read more >
Once upon a time, there lived a strange little man named Rumpelstiltskin. He was a traveller by birth, having already been gifted with the ability to walk on his own feet after two weeks of living. In his old town, Rumpelstiltskin would con his infant friends with pieces of paper with crude writing; getting them to sign and earn something with odd exchanges. As he grew older, he went from stealing candy from babies to gaining money from other children his age. What his colleagues got in return were usually petty material goods, maybe a pretty dress or a sword. Many years had gone by, and the little man was only getting better with his craft. Not only was he making deals with older folks with desperate needs, but even wealthy nobles and eve…Read more >
This is my "encyclopedia" of both existing and fan-made Shrek characters, which features the characters I have planned to be featured in my stories (which will come to a close once I do everyone I wish to write about). It will progress from the major cast to the minor additions that are either hardly realized or made up. The list should come in handy for those who wish to follow my writings on a regular basis.
(NOTE: Some characters will either have brief descriptions, or one sentence. I apologize for any inconsistecies.)
Shrek: A socially anxious yet quick witted ogre with a heart of gold. Raised by rather brutal parents, he was forced to live on his own after he grew too old at age 21. After living alone for over a decade, he soon found a…
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Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale written by Squib author Charles Perrault and later by the Squib Brothers Grimm.
An evil fairy curses a Princess to enter a 100 year slumber.
In the Harry Potter world, it is said that this fairytale is based on an actual event where the hag Leticia Somnolens tainted a spindle with the Draught of Living Death and a Princess touched it and fell asleep, but a wizard smeared Wiggenweld Potion on his lips and kissed the Princess.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could head over 2 the Harry Potter Wiki and do fanfiction based on the Harry Potter version?Read more >
Caradoc is an antagonist in the Sleeping Beauty ballet. He is Carabosse’s son, but his father is unknown (but I like 2 think his father is Sleeping Beauty’s father).
After his mother dies, Caradoc plans 2 exact revenge on Aurora and the Prince.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could include Caradoc in ur Sleeping Beauty story as well as Carabosse?Read more >
In ancient Greek religion and mythology, the Moirai or Moerae, often known in English as the Fates, were the white-robed incarnations of destiny. There are three of them: Clotho (spinner), Lachesis (allotter) and Atropos ('unturnable', a metaphor for death).
They controlled the mother thread of life of every mortal from birth to death and were also the inspiration for the role of the Fairy Godmother (job).
@WilsonHydetheThird, since you've done fan fiction based on mythology, maybe you'd like 2 do fan fiction based on these Weird Sisters?Read more >
WARNING!: There are themes of Christianity placed into this piece of writing. If anyone is uncomfortable by that idea, I advise you to not proceed beyond this warning.
Essentially the "real boy" conflict is replaced with keeping faith in God, believing that he has great plans for you no matter what happens. This was done to keep the joke of Pinocchio's yearning for being real in tact, since it was only played for laughs in Shrek. For aynone else, please enjoy the story about Celeste (name made up), the Turquoise Haired Fairy from Pinocchio.
Once a beautiful mortal, Celeste had dreams of becoming a helper for those in need of guidance. Having grown up with struggles to function in society, she often relied on others to aid her. As Celeste grew…Read more >
Evangeline Fortuna the Blue/Turquoise Fairy is a character in Pinocchio (fairy tale). She is Pinocchio’s Fairy Godmother and the younger version of CINDERELLA’s Fairy Godmother.
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz do how u think Pinocchio went down in Shrek? And if u can, can u plz make this fairy his Fairy Godmother?Read more >
Pretty Goldilocks is a young princess. She is based on the titular character of the fairytale The Story of Pretty Goldilocks or the Beauty with Golden Hair.
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u could do a version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears that combines that tale and this tale?Read more >
After thinking about Beverlyjones' comment on how I should write stories told by the green ogre himself, I thought I'd attempt to write a few of them. Now I won't be writing these on a regular basis, since it would take forever to think of what else would be a good "Shrek Tale". However this is one exception which was way too good to pass up. This is a story told by Shrek about a lonely weed puller who falls in love with a local foreign girl. That's as close to a snyopsis I'll provide.
Shrek's Twisted Faerie Tales: Beauty and the Weed Puller
"Shrek! Shrek!" cried Donkey bashing through the door.
"Look I gotta run to the local market place for a bit. Would you mind watching my kids for today?"
"Great! Thank you so much Shrek I know I ca…Read more >
Being Transgender means while u look a certain gender, you are actually another.
Doris (transgender female)
Mabel (transgender female)
Beauty’s wicked sisters (transgender females) (possibly)
Beauty’s Brothers (transgender males) (possibly)
The reason 4 Doris’s transgenderism is because she was born a man and asked Dama Fortuna to make her a woman. The opposite may have happened 2 at least 1 of Beauty’s Brothers.
Transgender females can be played by either drag queens or faux queens (the latter being a female playing a male playing a female). Transgender males can be played by either drag kings or faux kings (the latter being the opposite of a faux Queen).Read more >
Beauty’s brothers are supporting characters in one of my versions of Beauty and the Beast (fairytale). They are transgender males and based on Beauty’s Brothers from said fairytale.
They are beautiful, sweet, kind and feminine.
Like Doris was born a man, at least 1 of them would have been born a woman and asked Dama Fortuna to make her a Male.Read more >
The Wicked Mirror is a magic mirror that reveals the worst in people. It is voiced by Chris Miller. It is based on the Wicked Mirror from the Hans Christian Anderson fairytale The Snow Queen (fairytale)
The Wicked Mirror is a light-blue hand Mirror with the inscription “Devil’s Mirror” on the top and bottom.
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz do ur version of how the Snow Queen went down in Shrek? And if u do, can it star The Wicked Ice Queen coz she may be based on the titular character?Read more >
A Half-mummy is the offspring of a human and a mummy.
Half-mummies have traits of both their parents.
I’m thinking of doing a story about Shrek and co. encountering a half-mummy child who is the offspring of a human mother and a mummy dad.Read more >
Evangeline Fortuna, aka Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother is, as her name suggests, the Fairy Godmother of Cinderella.
She is Fairy Godmother’s “goody goody” twin sister.
She may have been Fairy Godmother (Shrek the Musical).
She is the older version of the Blue Fairy.Read more >
Strolling through the busy streets of Romeo Drive, nobles and peasants alike roam around in peace; shopping and greeting each other. A wonderfully peaceful sight, with a bright sun, and beautiful architecture. Sightseeing the star homes, gazing at the views from high hotel rooms, and of course, the delicious coffees and lattes at Farbucks. Despite the rather loud crowds and clamping hooves of the horses, all of the residents were enjoying themselves. When night fell, the lights of the streets brightened, giving the kingdom a breathe-taking look like no other. It was even prettier when the stars shined from above. What could be the perfect romantic setting for any couple or regular local; Far Far Away was truly a unique paradise that everyo…Read more >
Underneath the greens of Duloc Hills, a subterranean land of insanity and devastation resides. What could be called "an asylum for the mad", or "an underground nightmare", this rancid place called Wonderland has been forbidden for visiting. Every rabbit hole in the entire area was blocked off, in fear that unsuspecting bystanders would fall down. Only the most daring knights have traveled to that treacherous world; in order to get something in return of course. Residents such as the Mad Hatter and the White Rabbit were taken away from their homes, being sold to Duloc authorities for certain crimes committed. It turns out a young girl named Alice went there when she was seven-years old. She didn't talk about her experiences until she reache…Read more >
A Half-Merperson is the offspring of a human and a merperson. One member of the two species have to be magically changed to the other to make it work.
Half-merpeople can either look human, in which case they would be half-merperson human, or like a Merperson, in which case they would be half-human merperson.
@WilsonHydetheThird, if u do ur version of The Little Mermaid, can u plz let ur mermaid, Violet, survive and have a half-merperson kid with the Prince?Read more >
Once upon a time, a selfish king named Filius lived in a glittering palace. One night, a wicked fairy knocked on his door and when he answered, she tried 2 seduce him and when he refused, she turned him into a Beast.
In a mansion in a nearby village, a widowed merchant and his 2 daughters, Beauty and Clarice, were suffering the loss of their mother figure. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. It was the merchant’s sister, Marguerite, and brother, Frederic.
“We’ve come to help you get over your loss,” Marguerite explained.
Suddenly, however, the merchant lost his fortune at sea. The family had 2 move 2 a small cottage not very far.
“I knew u would drive us into the poorhouse!” Marguerite snapped at her brother. “Go sell Beauty’s music box or…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, for St David’s Day tomorrow, I decided 2 print off ur picture of Prince Edward and put it on a wall display of Welsh stuff. I only made him Prince CONSORT coz I’ve made Her Majesty the Queen Princess Regnant of Wales due 2 her never being given the title when she was young.
By the way, Happy St David’s Day for tomorrow!Read more >
I briefly mentioned my take on the titular princess weeks back, but I thought I would finally create my "Shrek"-inspired take on the story. Taking inspiration from both "Jackass" and an early concept for the video series "VeggieTales", the Princess and the Pea is a tale of thrill-seeking teenagers, and a limbless talking pea (placed under a mattress of course).
Longing for a life beyond bland royalty, Princess Becca abandoned her home in favor of going on a dangerous journey. As soon as she stepped out of her window, she slipped on the roof of her tower; bashing every point and brick as she went down. Before she knew it, Becca was covered in bruises and scratches. Just the life she wanted! Despite feeling sprains in her ankles, she ran and…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird I thought of what happened 2 ur villain of Beauty and the Beast. After he gets rejected by Beauty, Dama Fortuna turns him into a Beast. He then meets another Beast who loves him 4 who he is. He turns back into a human, though, but the female Beast still loves him and they live happily ever after.
What do u think?Read more >
Wizardesses (alt. names: female wizards, wizards) are a race of female magic-users.
Despite the name, the word “wizard” is a gender-neutral term, so anyone can be a wizard, regardless of gender.
Wizardesses can have Wizard clothing, just adjusted for the female gender.
@WilsonHydetheThird My questions 4 u are: Do u think Rumpelstiltskin is a warlock (Male witch) and Can u think of any wizardesses who could be in the Shrek universe? Plz leave ur thoughts in the comments.Read more >
A Half-Beast is the offspring of a human and a beast.
Beauty and The Beast’s children (possibly)
Hermione Granger (Part-Beast) (possibly)
Mary Philbin (Part-Beast) (possibly)
@WilsonHydetheThird, can u plz do Fanart of what u think Beauty and the Beast’s children would look like?
And with the Disney remake, bcoz both r played by Emma Watson, some people think that Belle is Hermione’s great-great-grandmother, is this true with UR Beauty and the Beast?if not, could MARY PHILBIN be 1 of their descendants? Coz ur version of Beauty looks like her.Read more >
Since Beverlyjones asked for me to do a post about this titular couple, I thought I'd bring in my two cents on what I believe happened. It's not gonna be the best written piece of work, but what can you do when you're being asked to do things at an alarming rate. And just to clarify, although there is no villain in the original story, I decided to add one for a more interesting turn of events; whom is based on my user name and dark persona. I'll draw him in a future post, alongside both Beauty and the Beast. For visual purposes though, I imagine Beauty resembling silent film actress Mary Philbin, and the Beast as a bipedal wild boar with huge tusks. Wilson's appearance is also based on early versions of Lord Farquaad, when he had a Tim Bur…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, do u think u can do a blog on how u think Beauty and the Beast (fairytale) went down in the Shrek universe? Coz all we know is that they have a “glittering palace” in Far Far Away and The Beast has a kennel coz he never changed back into a Prince and that’s it. We don’t even know whether the villain was Gaston (like in Beauty and the Beast (Disney)) or Avenant (like in the 1946 film).Read more >
A Half-dwarf is the offspring of a human and a dwarf.
Half-dwarfs are tall by dwarf standards and small by human standards. Their small size is not abnormal, therefore they can be classed as undersized humans.
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I’ve inserted myself as a Shrek character in my fanfictions, so I’ve decided 2 make myself a Shrek wiki page (albeit in blog form, since people would delete it if it was a real Shrek Wiki page). And I’m a Half-dwarf since my mother is really short and my late dad was really tall (but that’s coz he had artificial legs), but he was human.
After my dad died, my dwarf mother got together with a giant guy, who had a daughter with a female human, making the daughter a half-giant (don’t ask me how she didn’t get too big 4 the womb).
I am intelligent, short-tempered and eccentric.
I have red hair and brown eyes.Read more >
A Half-cat is the offspring of a human and a cat.
Princess Nancy in Heels is a Shrek fanfic character who was cursed 2 partly become a cat. Soon she became a cat permanently and fell in love with Puss, so it’s likely their children will be half-human cats.
Half-cats can look like a human (in which case they can be half-cat humans) or a cat (in which case they would be half-human cats).Read more >
Princess Nancy in Heels is a fanfiction character created by fanfiction author SideshowJazz1 and is Fiona’s sister.
Around the time Fiona was cursed, Nancy was cursed to be a cat by day, human by night.
At the end of this film, she turns into a permanent cat and falls in love with Puss in Boots.Read more >
A Half-dragon is the offspring of a dragon and another species.
Dronkeys (Half-dragons, half donkeys) (Dragon Mother, donkey Father)
Half-dragons appear as a cross between their 2 parents.Read more >
A Half-donkey is the offspring of a donkey and another member of another species.
Dronkeys (half-donkeys, half-dragons) (Donkey father, Dragon mother)
Half-donkeys mostly look like their donkey parent, but have body parts from their non-donkey parent, in the case of the Dronkeys.Read more >
A Half-ogre is the offspring of a human and an ogre.
Ogre Triplets (half-human, Half-frog Mother, Ogre Father)
Prince Phillip Birdman (human Father, Ogress Mother) (possibly)
Half-ogres can either look human, in which case they would be half-ogre humans, or they could look like ogres, in which case they would be half-human ogres.
Alternatively, as @WilsonHydetheThird pointed out, they can be light green skinned humans.
So, what do u guys think? @WilsonHydetheThird, is ur version of Prince Phillip half-ogre like in Charles Perrault’s original tale or not? If not, what species is he? If he IS half-ogre, it would provide another reason 4 Fortuna 2 wipe Sleeping Beauty’s memory of him and get rid of him using a storm, since she believes that “ogres d…
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Prince Marco is the ex-boyfriend of Rapunzel and her true saviour.
For a while now, I have been thinking: Since Fairy Godmother set Prince Charming up with Fiona, who did she set Rapunzel up with. That led me 2 the creation of Prince Marco, based on the Prince from the original Rapunzel fairytale.
When he saw Rapunzel’s Tower, he called up 4 her, and she was shocked, but went with him on an adventure, they “fell in love” and got married, but then she realised she didn’t really love him and she had a restraining order against him.
So what do u guys think? What’s YOUR idea 4 Rapunzel’s 1st Prince? And do u guys think Rapunzel has fallen 4 Stockholm Syndrome 4 Dame Gothel?
Edit: I DID put up information and an image in the info box, but 4 some re…
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Just.........what the title says. And then I can do Wiki pages 4 them.Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird did a blog 2day listing books he thinks would be in Dama Fortuna’s tragic ending library, so now we have comedy and tragedy libraries, I decided 2 list stories I think would be in Fortuna’s BITTERSWEET ending library.
A bittersweet ending is where u get ur happy ending at the expense of someone else’s happiness.
The Little Mermaid
The Princess Diaries
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Normally I don't prefer to rush out blog posts (I have time for other things besides this wikia), but I felt the need to bring forward my ideas of an aspect in Shrek 2; the libraries of collected stories. All of the featured tales in Fairy Godmother's collection in particular have "happy endings", and she uses them to prove that "ogres don't live happily ever after". However, I have created a theory of more sinister intentions from this scandalist. Perhaps she had been aware of more tragic stories, those ending with the leads getting killed, or falling to deep sorrow. In fact, there may have been some secret deals she made with others, fooling them into getting what they want, only to find themselves in horrendous consequences.
What'll follo…Read more >
From what I’ve read, Sleeping Beauty was cut from the first Shrek film due 2 being similar 2 Snow White due 2 both being in comas. For a while, now, I’ve been wondering how Sleeping Beauty WOULD look in a coma in Shrek, even thinking about making 1 out of clay at work, but today, I decided 2 DRAW it. So here it is. Tell me what u think and how u think Sleeping Beauty would look in a coma.
Also, I called her Princess Belle coz Beauty is in her name, Belle is French for Beauty and the original story is French (Charles Perrault).
Finally, I think both Snow White and Sleeping Beauty promote necrophilia (having sex with dead corpses).Read more >
Dama Fortuna swarmed higher and higher into the sky, saying “I told u ogres DON’T live happily ever after!”
She shot a blast from her wand at Shrek, turning him back into an ogre. King Harold would have intervened, but I stopped him, saying that Fortuna has a point and I agree with her. Fortuna then put a spell on Fiona, making her want 2 be with Charming and it had the side effect of being full-time human.
So it all worked out. Fiona and Charming were together and Shrek FINALLY lost, like all ogres and villains do. And everyone lived happily ever after.
P.S. I only did this fanfiction coz I was angry and when I’m angry, I agree with Fortuna that ogres SHOULDN’T get happy endings, whereas when I’m happy, I think they SHOULD.Read more >
Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Duloc, King Florian and Queen S.W. were waiting for their chance to have an heir to their kingdom. Finally, they had one, named Fiona, but she was born an ogre. They had a fairy godmother explain why this was.
“Does 1 of you have ogre ancestry?” She asked.
“Yes,” King Florian said nervously, “My great-great grandfather Phillip had an ogre mother and SHE was descended from the offspring of the Frog Prince of medieval times.”
“My advice would be to have the King and Queen of the neighboring Kingdom of Far Far Away adopt her,” the Godmother said, “King Harold was the Frog Prince, so when Fiona gets older, she can think that THAT is why she’s an ogre. Ogres ARE Part-human, Part-Frog after all. And she can marry…Read more >
I’m going thru a Snow Queen phase 2night, so I thought I’d do them.
Bianca the Snow Queen lived in a Kingdom called Cooper. One day, she kidnapped a boy named Kai and took him 2 an alternate universe where she ruled Cooper and she had her childhood sweetheart Zurg as her consort. She used her Wicked Mirror 2 make Kai see the worst of his original universe, but Gerda showed up and rescued him, while they sing “Spirit of Man” from War of the Worlds, then at the end, they both sing Ben E King’s “Stand By Me.” I also think that the Wicked Mirror and the Magic Mirror were made by the same Mirror maker.Read more >
Because Fairy Godmother is the evil twin sister of Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother, I decided 2 do an evil twin sister 4 Cinderella’s MOTHER since it was she who helped Cindy in the Grimms version. I also did another sister 4 her so they would be triplets. This 2nd Aunt would be neutral (as in neither good nor evil) and try 2 restore balance between her 2 sisters and stop conflicts between them.
I just did 2 copies of @Wilson Hyde’s picture of Cindy’s Mother.Read more >
I just realised tonight that The Hunchback of Notre Dame, just like Shrek, is another retelling of Beauty and the Beast (fairytale), so I thought, if Fiona could turn into an ogre, why couldn’t Quasimodo’s fiancé turn into a hunchback?
@WilsonHydetheThird did fanfiction and Fanart a while back about Quasimodo falling love with Luna, so I drew a picture of Lu a as a hunchback.Read more >
I had been thinking about guardian devils tonight. I did them back in my college days when I was going thru a hell phase and now I’m going back to them coz I’ve read about a Fairy Godmother being promoted 2 being a guardian angel and if that can happen, what will Wicked Fairy Godmothers be promoted 2? Guardian devils? So I have been thinking about guardian devils 4 certain princesses (e.g. Sleeping Beauty will have Clara Bosque (a play on the name Carabosse)) and I thought about Fairy Godmother aka Dama Fortuna being Fiona’s guardian devil.Read more >
Since @WilsonHydetheThird refused 2 do Doris and Mabel’s biological father, I decided 2 do him. Here’s the story I did 4 him:
Lord Francis Marcus Macnair was the Lord of a manor near Duloc. He fell in love with and married Cinderella's Stepmother, but what he didn’t know was that she was only marrying him 4 his money. She bore him 2 sons, called Doris and Mabel. Lady Macnair wanted 2 give them girl names bcoz she was the only girl of 15 children. Francis Wanted 2 protect the boys from their mother’s influence, but it was for too late 2 protect Mabel, but it wasn’t too late 2 protect Doris.
Soon, Lady Macnair murdered her husband, allowing her 2 have all his wealth and power. She would eventually do the same with Cinderella’s Father. Doris bl…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, this is what I did with ur drawing of Cinderella’s Mother.
As for Prince Phillip Birdman, I just gave a copy of ur picture of him 2 one of my colleagues bcoz he has Sleeping Beauty as his favourite Disney film.
I just thought u should know what I’m doing with ur drawings.
By the way, when will be done with ur History of Far Far Away?
Also, can u plz do Doris and Mabel’s biological Father? Coz he wasn’t mentioned in the fairytale or in the Disney film. The only 2 shows that mention him were the Disney remake, where he was identified as Sir Francis Tremaine and Once Upon A Time, where he was identified as Marcus Tremaine. Thank u.Read more >
@WilsonHyde the Third, since u did Fanart of the Prince from Sleeping Beauty, I decided to do his mother, who in Charles Perrault’s original fairy-Tale, was an Ogress (which would make the Prince half-ogre) and wanted 2 eat her daughter-in-law and grandchildren.
I’ve modified it so that if the Fairy Godmother hadn’t separated the Prince and Sleeping Beauty, he would’ve taken her 2 her castle, but she wouldn’t trust her coz she has PTSD (Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder) due 2 seeing terrible things, but eventually welcomes her into the family.
So, @WilsonHydetheThird, what do u think of this? What’s UR idea for the Prince’s Mother? And when u signed the Prince’s name, u put Prince Philip-Birdman. Is that meant 2 be a hyphenated first name or i…Read more >
Here's something I haven't done for a few weeks. Some good old fan art featuring original characters. Essentially, I was thinking about the characters already established in the Shrek universe, and decided to create what I call "companions". The following are a selection of these companions for certain characters.
A character who made a small appearance in Shrek: Reekin' Havoc, I thought that her design in that game was pretty neat. She was not only blonde, but had something of a pink-purple-ish night gown. Nothing that one would usually expect for Wendy. Anyway, I had a concept where she had grown to a teenage during the events of the four Shrek films; which could also explain Peter Pan's dwindling tolerance for Tinkerbell. Yet Wendy woul…
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Do u guys know about the Pinocchio paradox? Well, if u don’t I’ll fill u in.
First, u need 2 know what a paradox is. A paradox is a statement that leads 2 self contradiction.
Onto the one that relates 2 Pinocchio. U know that Pinocchio’s nose only grows when he lies? Well, what if he were 2 say “My nose will grow now?” If he’s lying about that, his nose will grow, but if his nose grows when he says it will, he’ll be telling the truth, and if he tells the truth and his nose grows, it’ll violate the whole thing about it only growing if he lies.
If u guys can think of a solution 2 this paradox, plz let me know in the comments.Read more >