hey everyone I'm new to the blogging here and I just wanted to share my love for Shrek. I was so pleasantly surprised when I stumbled upon this wonderful page and I just wanted to try and meet some fellow Shrek lovers.
and just so you know Shrek is '''''only''''' mine so no you cannot have '''''him
be''''' my friend '''''please''''':)Read more >
In case u didn’t know, faux queens are actresses who mimic drag queens. Other names include “female female impersonators” and “female impersonator impersonators.”
Let me know in the comment section which faux Queen u can think of 2 voice Doris and MabelRead more >
Since @WilsonHydethe Third doesn’t think that Pea and Grumpy being Lord Farquaad’s parents is canon to the film series, I decided to come up with my own idea for Farquaad’s parents. And here’s the little story I came up for them:
Lady Yasmine Farquaad was born in the noble Farquaad family and she married a man called Greg Luck. He wanted the title of Lord Luck because Lady Luck was his favourite personification, but the Duloc rules wouldn’t allow it. They had a son named Maximus (who would later grow up to be Lord Farquaad), but 1 day, an evil witch (probably the Witch banished to Shrek's swamp) broke into the Duloc Castle and killed them with dark magic, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MAXIMUS! This led him 2 hate fairy Tale Creatures from then on.Read more >
Hello all! So I wanted to do a follow-up on my attempt to improve smaller aspects of Shrek the Third, but the last few blogs have just been me trying to fit other characters into the main series. I've actually been longing to do a different type of post for a while now, so this might actually help bring back some of my old ambitions. Those ambitions involving me attempting to fix most, if not, all pieces of Shrek media (including some of the games). For this one in particular, I will be taking a look at Shrek Forever After, which I used to enjoy watching quite a bit. However, times have changed and my opinions have dwindled a bit, now leaving me to feel a bit disturbed by how little it does for the franchise.
In general, nothing is entirely…Read more >
Based on Avenant from the 1946 Beauty and the Beast and Gaston LeGume from the 1991 version.Read more >
Normally I attempt to stay away from doing fanfiction-esque stuff like this. In fact, the idea of shipping in fiction kind of puts me in a hurl. However I couldn't stop myself from seeing a great potential spark between these two video game exclusive characters; both appearing only in Shrek Super Slam. The individuals in question are Quasimodo and Luna. I know it seems like a weird pairing, but there's more that they seem to have in common besides their involvement in the series. For starters, the two are the only playable characters in Super Slam of Gothic inspiration. Quasimodo originating from a Gothic story (Victor Hugo's The Hunchback of Notre Dame) and Luna sporting the look of a standard Goth girl. It's not even just from their desig…Read more >
I’ve imagined Dama Fortuna as them as well because Fortuna has similarities with Ursula and there’s a theory that says she’s Carabosse. I’ve also called Sleeping Beauty Belle on the Carabosse Poster because in French, she’s called La BELLE au bois dormant and some people think she looks like Disney’s Belle in her green dress. Also, if u want 2 know who Princess Mayblossom is, check out my blog about princess dolls.Read more >
Before resorting to Rumpelstiltskin, King Harold and Queen Lillian resorted to a number of magic-users to end Fiona’s curse. The last 4 were the Weird Sisters (The Fairy Godmothers, not the witches from Macbeth) and me.
“We’ll try our best,” said Flora.
They put their wands together and screamed “The curse shall be NO MORRREEEE!” However, that didn’t work.
Then, it was my turn.
“I may have powerful magic, but I’m not sure if I have the power to manipulate another magic-user’s curse,” I said, “but I’ll try.”
I pointed my wand in the sky and screeched “Let the curse be NO MORRRREEEEE!”
However, that didn’ work either.
So the King and Queen had to go to Rumpelstiltskin.Read more >
We had found a barn to stay in for the night. Donkey tried to comfort Shrek about the day, but to no success. Suddenly he felt woozy and fell to the floor. Puss suggested about shaving him. Shrek then felt woozy and fell to the floor. The same happened to Fiona back at the castle. Shrek turned into a human and Donkey turned into a human. Suddenly I felt an attraction to Donkey since I have been in love with animated horses for some time now. I made love with him and magically created a baby in him.
He didn’t feel anything the next day, but knew something was up.
When the clock stroke midnight, he quickly kissed Dragon and stayed a horse. Then was the time for the baby I created to come out.
“What is it?” Shrek asked, horrified.
“Doesn’t matter…Read more >
I’ve purposely made them both look like Fairy Godmother coz I can imagine her in both those roles. Also, I like 2 think that Gothel is good in Shrek coz Rapunzel is bad.Read more >
I imagined HIS crime being tolerating the mistreatment of Cinderella and that’s all I have 2 say.Read more >
I got this idea from the Shrek WMG theory that Duloc was the Evil Queen’s kingdom and the debunking it saying that it’s more likely Lord Farquaad kicked her out with the rest. I imagined her crime being attempting 2 murder her stepdaughter. I also drew her with wings because some people think her 2 be a Fairy Godmother (job) since they appear as old ladies.Read more >
Not too long ago (being a couple of months), I composed a theory talking about the possibility of darker literary characters existing in the Shrek universe. If you still haven't read it, go search through my blog list and find "Greater Evil in Shrek Universe?". It's not that great, but it focuses on some details about the series that strongly hints at the inclusion of these horror characters. For this blog, I'll be trying to place certain characters in various locations in the series, from Far Far Away to Shrek's very own swamp (I'm getting extremely tired of constantly bringing up a variety of characters with only the princes and princesses getting acknowledged). A few of them however I'll bring up how they could possibly connect with oth…Read more >
@WilsonHydetheThird, since one of ur fairytale creatures is the Prince from the Prince and the Pauper, I will tell u about the PRINCESS and the Pauper and Kingdom of the Sun.
The Princess and the Pauper is a gender-flipped version of said fairy-Tale. It has 3 versions: 2 of them being Barbie films and one of them being an episode of the show Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales For Every Child. 1 of the Barbie versions is called The Princess and the Popstar,
Kingdom of the Sun was the original Emperor’s New Groove. It involved an emperor named Manco switching places with a peasant called Pacha bcoz they look alike.Wanted
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Following up on my last blog, I want to include one more selection of Duloc criminals that I imagined. This time I actually have posters for each of the characters! Hopefully you all enjoy them!
I don't have much to say in regards of the characters, as they are pretty self explanatory.Read more >
I’m doing another one of @WilsonHydetheThird’s fairytale creatures. This time, I’m doing Peter Rabbit.
For trespassing and eating others’ vegetables.
Also, @WilsonHydetheThird said he/she thinks the English country is situated around Duloc. I’ve connected Duloc 2 the English country ever since Year 6.Read more >
When @WilsonHydetheThird did more Duloc Criminals yesterday, he did the Princess from the Princess and the Pea, but he didn’t do the PRINCE from that tale (another sign of people’s ignorance of princes), so I’ve decided 2 do about him. I imagined his crime 2 be provoking dangerous stunts.Read more >
Today, @WilsonHydetheThird did a blog post about his other Duloc criminals and 1 of them was Princess Becca from the Princess and the Pea. Since he didn’t do any Fanart, I decided 2 do it 4 Princess Becca.Read more >
Hello everyone! I know I haven't been completely active as of recently, mostly due to personal goals and endeavors, but I thought I would release at least one blog post this week to make up for my absence. Anyway, what I'll be posting tonight is a small idea about what other characters were on the eviction list in Duloc. I thought about this by thinking about characters who could've been living in or near the area, essentially making sure that it didn't interfere with any inconsistencies with the main continuity (and one of these evicted creatures is someone who is kind of a surprise from spin-off media that is sometimes considered canon). So no one from Far Far Away or beyond will be featured (i.e. Captain Hook, Rumpelstiltskin, Merlin, e…Read more >
OK, so as I said in my last blog, I like 2 think that Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother has 2 triplet sisters, one being Fairy Godmother and the other one being a neutral Godmother, as in not good or evil. She is a gray witch who does gray magic.
A gray witch is a witch who does magic to not benefit or harm others and gray magic is magic not created 4 any of those purposes.
I have yet to make up a name 4 her, so she has 2 make do with being called Miss Fortuna. If she was in the Musical, I think her crime would be for practising said magic, which would be unknown 2 everyone.Read more >
OK, so apparently Fairy Godmother, aka Dama Fortuna, is the evil twin sister of Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother, possibly Fairy Godmother (Shrek the Musical), so when I got a Disney Princess magazine (I’m proud of being a male and collecting them) that had a Fairy Godmother cut-out, I photocopied it and made the photocopy up to be Dama Fortuna.
I also like 2 think they have ANOTHER sister, but she is neutral, as in not good or evil.Read more >
Time passed, Prince Charming Fortuna became a failure following his mother’s death and I had written the King and Queen’s story for Dama Fortuna’s library in the form of The Frog Prince.
Soon, the King fell ill and Shrek had to be a brief King consort for the time being. I became his advisor. It all went wrong however and we all witnessed his father-in-law’s death. After his death, Shrek and his 2 friends went to search for Fiona’s cousin, Arthur. I stayed, however. Fiona told Shrek she was painfully pregnant.
Long story short, Shrek found Artie, Charming tried to take over, we stopped him and turned his henchmen good, end of story.
We were back at Shrek’s swamp before we knew it. But Fiona, being a human now, felt like she couldn’t adapt. So…Read more >
Dama Fortuna swarmed higher and higher in the air.
“I told u ogres don’t live happily ever after!” she cried.
She shot a spell at Shrek, presumably to turn him back into an ogre, but Harold got in the way, the spell reflecting off his armour and back at Fortuna. She at first seemed unharmed, but she soon burst into bubbles, her wand’s lights going out.
Fiona went over to where her dad once stood.
“Dad!” She sobbed. Shrek hugged her.
A croaking Sound came from inside the armour.
“Did he.....?” asked Pinocchio.
“Yep. He croaked.” said Gingy.
A frog came out of the armour.
“Dad?!” asked Fiona in disbelief.
“I hoped you’d never see me like this.” The Frog said to Fiona and Lillian.
“Man, and he gave YOU a hard time,” said Donkey, noticing Harold’s hypocr…Read more >
Prince Charmless is the opposite of Prince Charming. The princess might fall for him at first, have an arranged marriage with him and fall in love with the commoner instead.
Am I the only one in thinking that Prince Charming should have been called Prince CharmLESS instead? Coz he isn’t very charming at all.
Also, the Prince Charming In Prince Charming Castle isn’t charming either, so that place should have been called Prince CharmLESS Castle.
What if there was a character called Prince Charmless, but actually has a charming personality.Read more >
Princess Charming is a character who comes to the rescue of a Distressed Dude.
Now this scenario has come into my mind: What if Harold and Lillian still had Fiona how she was, but Dama Fortuna had a girl? Maybe she’ll call her PRINCESS Charming?
What do u guys think?
Also, Prince Charming Castle from Shrek Extra Large. I thought of it being called PRINCESS Charming castle.Read more >
Back in Year 6, in the 2006-2007 school year, me and my class did about Computerella. It is a modern day version of Cinderella (fairytale) and it’s about Cinderella’s granddaughter Computerella. I like to think she’s the daughter of Cinderella’s daughter Pamella.
Anyway, the story is about the Electronic Fairy Godmother helping her to go to the ball so she can fix the royal computer.
I thought of the Electronic Fairy Godmother being evicted to Shrek (character)’s Swamp in at least the Musical like Fairy Godmother (Shrek the Musical) and her crime being performing computer magic.
Also, in that same Year 6 English lesson, I wrote a modern version of Hansel and Gretel called Gingerbread Spaceship.Read more >
Yes, I know there was a Princess Resistance in Shrek the Third, but why couldn’t there have been a PRINCE Resistance? Is it 2 give the princesses a chance 2 fight? Heck, even Disney’s been ignoring THEIR Princes?
Anyway, here’s my list of Princes for the Prince Resistance:
- Shrek (character) (Prince of Far Far Away thru marriage 2 Fiona.)
- Snow White’s Prince
- Cinderella’s Prince (Cinderella became a Princess when she married him.)
- Sleeping Beauty’s Prince
- The Beast (Beauty’s Prince)
- Grumpy (Prince of Duloc thru marriage 2 Pea.)
OK, so you’re probably wondering from the title of this post: Who is Rose Red? She is one of the titular characters from the Brothers Grimm Tale Snow-White and Rose-Red. It is about two girls helping a cursed prince who is turned into a bear. And in case you’re wondering, this tale has nothing to do with the fairytale you guys are all familiar with. This is a totally different Snow White. Despite this, many writers combine the two tales. Let me give you a few examples:
- Snow White: The Fairest of All: The Evil Queen turns the Prince into a bear.
- Dark Parables: Snow White the Snow Queen (also based on the titular character from the Snow Queen) and Ross Red the Fire Prince.
- Disney is also making a spin-off film based on Snow White and the Seven …
Hello again! Over the weekend I drew a few more sketches of characters from Shrek, including a re-imagining of an existing character. I'd thought I'd show them off because even though they are just simple sketches, I like the way they turned out.
First up, we have Captain Hook, who is probably my favorite villain in the Shrek series. As someone who is a fan of the story of Peter Pan, it was always a joy to see him on screen, especially in Shrek the Third. While I may not be the biggest fan of that film, I'm not going to lie and say that Captain Hook was awesome. His design is definitely one of my favorite depictions of the character, as it doesn't fully support the stereotypical pirate outfits commonly associated with Hook. Now, in terms of…Read more >
A few months ago, I’ve been watching Shrek theories done by the YouTuber The Theorizer. If u don’t know who he is, he’s a YouTuber who does good theories and in his Shrek videos, he explains how Dama Fortuna plotted to be Queen Mother of Far Far Away since she was screwed by the Pendragon family. In his last Shrek video, which dealt with the AU in Shrek 4, he mentioned that Rumpelstiltskin may have been screwed by the Pendragon family as well, but never mentioned how, so here’s how I think it went down: Rumpel helped Lillian’s mother (the miller’s daughter) become royalty by spinning straw into gold (like in the fairytale) but when he came to collect the child (Lillian), the King banished him 2 the Crone’s Nest.Read more >
I’ve been thinking about Harry Potter being in the Shrek universe because there has been some debate over whether or not it is a fairy tale and I’ve heard that the first 2 Harry Potter books were written in the fairy tale genre. I’ve imagined the Dursleys and Privet Drive being in Duloc and that it would be Uncle Vernon selling Harry to Lord Farquaad because for Petunia, Harry was the only living reminder of her sister and then there was the whole blood protection.Read more >
Hello all! So after seeing how Beverlyjones has been uploading pieces of fan art, I thought I'd showcase some of my own fan drawings as well. After all, I did say that I'd be doing this in my blogs. Anyway, the following drawings are of characters that don't appear in the films, but I thought it would've been cool to vision what they could've looked like had they shown up.
Firstly, here's the Knave of Hearts, based on the character from Lewis Caroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. I based his design off of his wanted poster from the Shrek 2 PC game (yes I know I keep going back to that thing, but I can't help it lol), while using the look of the actual card he is based off of. As a result, I created what the Knave could've looked like i…
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OK, so tonight, I’ve been doing stuff based on the phrase “Evil Queens are the princesses that were never saved,” and that’s when I started thinking: Why didn’t FIONA become an Evil Queen in the alternate universe in Shrek 4 coz no one saved her and she had to save herself (what the heck happened to Dama Fortuna and Prince Charming I haven’t a clue)?
So anyway, I think that as an Evil Queen, Fiona would get kill Rumpel (like how it’s theorised that the Evil Queen from Snow White killed the King) then get rid of ogres, like Rumpel did, since she’ll still be in the “ogres are bad” mindset and then when the people and ogres see her become an ogre at night, they’ll think of her as a hypocrite and plot to overthrow her.
Do you guys think Fiona sh…Read more >
For the last few weeks, I have thought of a few ogres in fiction that could have been featured in the Ogre Resistance in Shrek 4, but the filmmakers didn’t put them in. And so, here are my candidates for members:
The Ogress Queen Mother from Charles Perrault’s Sleeping Beauty.
The Prince from Charles Perrault’s Sleeping Beauty (since he has the Ogress Queen Mother as his mother, he is half-ogre)
L’Aurore and L’Jour from Charles Perrault’s Sleeping Beauty (They are the Ogress Queen Mother’s grandchildren, so they’re 1/4 ogre)
The Ogress from Snow-White-Fire-Red (a fairytale similar to Rapunzel)
And finally, the Ogress from The False Grandmother (a variation of Little Red Riding Hood)
Do u guys agree with this list? What other candidates can u thi…Read more >
Yes, u read that right. Captain Hook was in at least one production of Shrek the Musical. I know because I saw him in one YouTube video of the fairytale creatures singing Freak Flag. I know it’s him coz he’s like the only pirate there and he has the signature hook. I think his crime is killing a mermaid with his boat coz it’s theorised that his Disney counterpart killed Ariel’s mother, Queen Athena, and we all know how Shrek loves parodying Disney.Read more >
OK, so if u can tell from my last blog, I talked about The Fairy Godmothers and their crime and now I’m talking about Fairy Godmother (Shrek the Musical) and HER crime. I like to think that, if she’s Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother, her crime is messing with a farmer’s pumpkins and if she’s Fairy Godmother aka Dama Fortuna, that her crime is trying to take over Duloc and making it a dependency of Far Far Away. So anyway, here are the 2 Wanted Posters and @WilsonHydetheThird, if u can think of a better crime, plz let me know.Read more >
OK, so, yesterday, @WilsonHydetheThird said about coming up with crimes that the fairytale creatures had done to get evicted to Shrek’s swamp since there are Wanted Posters of them in the Shrek 2 video game. There’s this one crime I think The Fairy Godmothers would have done, being incompetent parents, like Maleficent. One piece of evidence debunking this is that Shrek 1 came out 13 years b4 Maleficent, but does it really matter? I mean, it’s revealed that the events of Maleficent is the way the Disney version of events REALLY went down. So anyway, here’s a Wanted Poster of the Fairy Godmothers that I’ve done? Plz let me know what u think of it. Oh, and @WilsonHydetheThird if u can think of a better crime these three fairies could’ve done,…Read more >
Hello all! Welcome to the first installment of "Shrek Improvements", a blog sub-series where I examine the worst of the Shrek franchise with an attempt to "fix" any issues. For today, I'll be taking a look at the polarized Shrek the Third, and what I believe could've helped the film from being a mediocre inclusion to a great installment.
To put it simply, this film was certainly wasted potential. It seemed like it was trying to achieve what the first film did in an ambitious crossover of various fairy tale characters, but just barely hits the mark. Characters are introduced or given more depth, and some don't even get enough recognition despite gaining a more prominent role. The worst victims being the villains minus Prince Charming, and M…Read more >
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I like Shrek the Musical and in “The Ballad of Farquaad” we learn that Farquaad’s mother, Princess Pea, was disinherited from being a Princess after marrying Grumpy, but last night, it dawned on me, what if Pea’s parents accepted Grumpy? Would Grumpy be King of Duloc? And then would Farquaad be Prince, not Lord, of Duloc? And what would Grumpy and Pea’s reign be like? Let me know in the comment section. Grumpy will always be a King in my eyes.
Happy New Years to everybody on the Shrek Wiki!!! I hope all of your resolutions come true, and you celebrate in style! Anyway, to kick off the year, I would like to begin to write my first of the semi-regular blogs I plan to create throughout the year of 2019. Here I will be talking about my views on certain pieces of Shrek media such as reviews, personal theories, and even fan art of existing characters and OCs. Just a fair warning though, if any of you are by any chance inspired by these posts, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT try to make pages and/or edits out of what I say regarding information that I have brainstormed specifically for these blogs. Bascially, take what I write with a huge grain of salt and don't take my works here too ser…Read more >
Hello all. Over the past few months I've been editing a ton of pages on this wikia. And personally, I've felt like I have done too much and my services here are eating up my extra time. Don't get me wrong, I love creating new pags and discovering new things I never knew about the franchise, but lately it seems like I'm only editing for the sake of editing. To be perfectly honest, I feel like I've done everything I needed to after making that page about the Dish and the Spoon. However, I would instead prefer to continue my place here on the Shrek Wiki by creating blog posts! By writing blogs, I can hopefully come closer to the community by sharing my thoughts on the series as well as maybe talking about some of my own ideas and theories reg…Read more >
Having watched all of the Shrek films religiously as a child, and clearly still holding a strong passion for the franchise (just look at my contritutions lol), I thought I might put my two cents on the past of the characters strictly based on the films, original book, and shorts. For this blog, I won't be covering the video games, spin-off books, comics, or stage musical (all of which I don't consider to be canon in the series). With that out of the way, let's begin!
Naturally, we'll start by talking about Shrek himself. In terms of his past, not much is really known, except for him recalling an event when his father tried to eat him. Other than that, we don't know how he grew up and found his swamp. It's assumed that like in the original b…
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Here are drawings I did of dolls I think would make good Shrek merchandise.
Target audience: Girls aged 6 - 12 years
Princess Annie is the sister of Sleeping Beauty in E.D Baker’s The Wide-Awake Princess. She is very energetic.
Princess Vanessa is the Princess of the Kingdom of Nabolande. She is based on Vanessa from Disney’s The Little Mermaid and the human princess from the original fairytale.
Princess Zoe is the daughter of King Midas. Her father accidentally turned her into gold.
Since her dad is a frog and her mother is a human, it makes sense for the offspring to be a human-frog hybrid, which is what an ogre is.
Princess Mayblossom is based on the Princess from The Princess Mayblossom. She is similar to Fiona in that they were cursed by an…
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I love all 4 Shrek films and after reviewing YouTube comments, one thought came to my mind: What if King Harold was born a human?
OK so here’s my theory:
Prince Harold was born a human who got turned into a frog by the Fairy Godmother, then she “helped” him with marrying Lillian and turning him human again. When they had Fiona, her turning into an ogre was really her turning half-frog as a side effect from Harold being turned into a frog, while in the day she spent in her true form. When the Godmother died, Harold became a permanent frog. His saying “I hoped you’d never see me like this,” means in his TRANSFORMED state.
Let me know what u think. Do u agree with me?Read more >
Out of all of the Shrek movies, I believe that Shrek 2 showcases just how exapansive the universe can get. From the aspects of potion/spell making and pastry alchemy to the wide selection of new characters, this installment has everything a beloved franchise needs for dedicated world building. However, there's a part of the lore that I feel was empty in the Shrek series, and it wasn't until revisisting the second movie more recently when I found out a potential reasoning behind that. The void in question is the inclusion of the classic public domain novels. Not just the fairy tales collected by Brothers Grimm or other famous stories from the likes of J.M. Barrie and Charles Perrault; instead, the works of Gothic writers and poets like Edga…Read more >
So I was looking through gameplay footage of Shrek: Reekin' Havoc, and in the first level featuring Pinocchio, there's a third character that needs to be saved. This primate is that character, and I'm still trying to figure out who he could be. Obviously this is a character made exclusively for the game, as there are no existing monkey-type characters in the Shrek movies. But are there any famous public domain stories that have a recognizable monkey? All I can think of are the nursery rhyme "Five Little Monkeys" and the Rudyard Kipling novel "The Jungle Book". At least for most of the other characters in the game, you could tell who they are based off of (i.e. the Turquoise Haired Fairy, Wendy Darling and her brothers, and the many Jacks i…Read more >
Why is shrek green and an ogre? When he could be anything other? Why must he be linited to just an ogre that is green?Read more >
TOP THREE YOUTUBE CHANNELS!!
While I think that consuming media without using all of our senses is a waste of time, I do believe that we can learn to make some exceptions. As for myself, I apply these exceptions to the Shrek Wiki, the Rikapieda, the Roblox wiki, and the three youtube channels I am about to share.
NOTE: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO READ PAST THIS LINE IF YOUR IQ IS LOWER THAN 250 AS YOUR BRAIN WILL INSTANTLY LIQUIFY AND BECOME PORRIDGE (not literally, I sometimes enjoy exaggerating as today's youth often does.)
The only place to find good music today is from this channel. I enjoy their songs very much and it puts me in a good mood (as long as you ignore the nihilistic undertones…Read more >