The Captain of the Duloc Guards is first seen in a forest with other knights putting various fairy tale creatures in wagons and rewarding the villagers who are turning them in. He awards five shillings to Geppetto for handing in Pinocchio to the guards, and he almost awards ten shillings to the Old Woman if she could prove Donkey could talk, which she couldn't. As the knights were going to drag her away, the woman kicks a jar containing Tinkerbell, who makes Donkey fly and escape. The Captain chases Donkey into the forest until he runs into Shrek, just to be frightened by the ogre, and run away.
- What have you got?
- Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
- Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
- That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
- Get her out of my sight.
- He can talk!
- Seize him!
- The Captain of the Guards is voiced by Jim Cummings.