DreamWorks All-Star Kart Racing/Quotes

Quotes from the Shrek and Puss in Boots characters in the game, DreamWorks All-Star Kart Racing.

Quotes[]

Shrek[]

Selection Lines[]

I'm one of a kind.
I'm scarier than anything you're gonna see on this race track.
I'm on ogre! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks!"
I'm the new mascot.
Let's really try and beat the other guys at whatever it is they are doing!

Driving Lines[]

Iiit's party time!
Let's goooo!!
*Uncontrollable laughter* (similar to Shrek Smash n' Crash Racing)
Ha ha ha haaa!!
Nice one!
Rooooaaarrrr!!!
Heh heeeeehhh!!
Whoooooaaaahhhh!!!
Woohooooo!!
Go go go!!
Eeeh heh heh heh!!
Yeeaaahhh!!
Awesome!
Yes!
Excellent!
Watch me go!
That's it!
Great!
Nice!
Aagghh!!

Lead Lines[]

End of story, bye bye, see you later.

Item Launch[]

Layers! (when shooting an onion)
Feel this!!
Heads up!
Ha!

Hit/Fall[]

*Grunt*
Oh!!

Banter[]

Fiona!
Got ya, Donkey!
Take that! (to Lord Farquaad)
Got you, Puss!
Watch it, Softpaws!
Take that, Wolf! (to Death)
Coming through Po!
What are you? (to Master Shifu)
Hello Tigress!
One side, Oogway!
Roooaarrr!! *Mocking laugher* (to Alex)
Move it! (to King Julien)
Watch it warrior! (to Hiccup)
Sorry Astrid!
Bridget..
Eww, Gristle!
You're it kid! (to Theodore Templeton)
Look out wee one! (to Tina Templeton)
Watch it, Wolfie! (to Mr. Wolf)
Got ya, Foxy! (to Diane Foxington)
Mind your big head! (to Megamind)

Final Lap[]

I ended Fiona's curse. I can finish this race!
It won't be long now!
That's brimstone. We must be getting close.
Time to head for the exit.

Race Victory Lines[]

Oh, would you look at that.
Yes, I did it!
Shrek for the win!

Cup Victory Lines[]

After that, I feel like a real ogre again!

Cup Losing Lines[]

All I want is to take a mud bath in peace.
I know what happened. I just can't believe it.
Well, I guess it coulda been worse!
Guess this wasn't my Happily Ever After.
I guess I overdid it.

Fiona[]

Selection Lines[]

I'm a princess!
We can do this!
This should be exciting.
So glad I got out of that tower.
This be-ith our first meeting!

Driving Lines[]

The sooner we get to Duloc the better.
Look at me go!
Whoa!!
Watch out!
Yay!
Yay.
Great!
Alright!
Blast off!
*Sigh*
Yes!
Fantastic!
Weeee!!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah!
Oh!
Woo!
Sorry.. *Giggles*
Ha ha!
Go!
Look out!
Very nice!

Lead Lines[]

I'm in first? Well look at me go.
I'm out in the lead!
Hey! Where'd everyone else go?
I really like the view from the front.

Token Obtained[]

Tee hee, this is great!

Item Launch[]

For you.. *Giggles*
Take that!
Ha!
Ow!

Hit/Fall[]

Hey!
Ouch!
Aggh!
Aaahh!

Banter[]

Tag, Shrek!
Hey Donkey!
Ha! Farquaad!
Got ya, Puss!
Look out, Kitty!
Watch it, Wolf! (to Death)
Coming through Po!
Got ya, Shifu!
Excuse me Tigress.
Got ya, Oogway!
You're it, Alex!
Out of the way king! (to King Julien)
Pardon sir knight. (to Hiccup)
Oh, excuse me... (to Astrid)
Love the hair! (to Bridget)
Gristle...
Look at the baby! (to Theodore Templeton)
Sorry kid! (to Tina Templeton)
Who's bad now? (to Mr. Wolf)
Watch out Fox! (to Diane Foxington)
What a noggin.. (to Megamind)

Final Lap[]

I can do this.
Out of the way, coming through!
It's coming down to the wire.
Ready or not, here I come!

Race Victory Lines[]

We have to savor this moment!
The battle is won.
This is good. Really good.
Yes! *Ahem*

Cup Victory Lines[]

I couldn't have wished for anything better!

Cup Losing Lines[]

Maybe I didn't come in first, but I did have a lot of fun.
Do they have to look at me that way? It was just a race!

Donkey[]

Selection Lines[]

Good evening, people.
Can I stay with you?
We gotta stick together!
Donkey!
Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meee!

Driving Lines[]

Like riding a dragon!
Go Donkey! Go Donkey!
*Uncontrollable Laughter*
Look at me! And I'm just driving!
Coming through!
Ooohh yeah!
There it is!
Here I go!
Bombs awaaayyy!
Hee hee hee hee!!
I love that!
Excellent!
Wee hee hee hee!!
I'll take it! Ha ha!!
Oooo wee!!
Weeeee!!
Oh yeah!

Lead Lines[]

Where there's a will, there's a way, and I have a way!
Catch me if you can!
I'm a stallion running free on the plains!

Item Launch[]

Hungry? (when shooting the waffles)
Take that!
Ah ha yeah!

Hit/Fall[]

Oh!
Oh no!
Stop that!
Hey!
Agh!
Aww!

Banter[]

Peekaboo Shrek!
Howdy Fiona!
Take that, shorty! (to Lord Farquaad)
Coming through Puss!
Here Kitty Kitty!
Ooh, sorry! (to Death)
Ain't you cuddly! (to Po)
Sensei! (to Shifu)
Stripey! (to Tigress)
Hiya Oogway!
Don't eat me!! (to Alex)
Tagged ya, king! (to King Julien)
Hiya dragon boy! (to Hiccup)
Ooh, Astrid!
Oooh, so colorful! (to Bridget)
Tag, you're it! (to King Gristle)
Look out kid! (to Theodore Templeton)
Out of the way kid! (to Tina Templeton)
Who's bad now Wolf? (to Mr. Wolf)
Watch it lady. (to Diane Foxington)
Now that's a head! (to Megamind)

Final Lap[]

Are we there yet!
And Donkey reaches the final stretch!
I'm a Donkey on edge!
Time for a burst of speed, then!... I think I need a nap.

Race Victory Lines[]

Aw do I have to stop this? This is too much fun.
I'm a stallion baby! I can whinny!
That's right! You can't touch this..
Wow... Let's do that again!

Cup Victory Lines[]

And here, I bet you thought I couldn't even hold the steering wheel with my hooves!

Cup Losing Lines[]

Well, so much for being a noble steed!
Hey this racin' thing ain't half bad. Gotta try this again.
Oh man, get me back out there. I got the need for more speed!

Lord Farquaad[]

Selection Lines[]

Do pick me. If I can't win, I'll just buy victory.
I will have order! I will have perfection!
You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest with me.
Let the tournament begin!
I'm lord! I'm no chauffeur. I don't even own mice!

Driving Lines[]

Ooohh! Faster faster!!
Look at me! I'm driving faster than the Gingerbread Man can run!
*Uncontrollable laugher*
*Giggling like a schoolgirl* (yes, that's really what the subtitles say)
Ha ha ha ha haaa!! (his iconic laugh)
So fast!
Precious!
Huzzah!
Whoa ho ho!
Marvelous!
Wonderful!
Well done!
Weeeee!!
Splendid!
Ha!
Yes!
Hey!
Oh my!
Hee hee hee!!
Woohoo!!

Lead Lines[]

Leading is what I do best after all!
The lead is mine! No one will take it from me!
Ah.. The view from the front is so, uncluttered.

Token Obtained[]

Hi handsome!

Item Launch[]

Take.. Me! (when shooting the Duloc mascot head)
Headbutt! (when shooting the Duloc mascot head)
Whoa ho ho yes!
Mhm!
Heads up!

Hit/Fall[]

Stop that!
Stop that... (whiny)
Hoo hoo!!
Ouch!

Banter[]

Ha ha ha ha ha! Ogre! Get back to the swamp!
Out of my way mule! (to Donkey)
Fiona!
Got you, Puss!
Ha! Wretched cat! (to Kitty)
Away Wolf! (to Death)
Got you, monster! (to Po)
Wretched squirrel! (to Master Shifu)
Away creature! (to Tigress)
Take that, Oogway!
Watch it, Alex!
You're no king! (to King Julien)
Got you, kid. (to Hiccup)
Keep back, child! (to Astrid)
Ugh! Take that! (to Bridget)
Bah! Got you! (to King Gristle)
Watch out brat! (to Theodore Templeton)
Look out you brat! (to Tina Templeton)
Take that, Wolf! (to Mr. Wolf)
Ha! That'll teach you, Fox!
How handsome! (to Megamind)

Final Lap[]

We're really at the end. No one had better stand in my way.
The trophy will soon be mine! There is a trophy at the end of this.. Isn't there?
Soon, this will all be over with.. For everyone.

Race Victory Lines[]

Mwah ha ha ha! I won! Where are my rose pedals? I want my rose pedals!
I've come in first. Just as the Magic Mirror predicted!
Ha ha! I have beaten the ravel once more!
Ha ha ha! I win! I win I win I win!!

Cup Victory Lines[]

I never get tired of winning.

Cup Losing Lines[]

How humiliating! Curse you, little checkered flag!
Well, that was a disappointment, wasn't it?

Puss in Boots[]

Selection Lines[]

Hola! Do you like gazpacho?
Hola, amigo!
I'm feeling great. Strong like a bull.
Um... meow?
Welcome to my fiesta. Make yourself at home.

Driving Lines[]

*Uncontrollable laughter*
Spanish splinter!
Wow... This trip is going to be, fun.
Always a pleasure to see... Me.
Launch me!
Okay, no more messing around. Huh!
Yeahhhahahaaaaa!!!
Wheeeeeee!!!
Light it up!
Weeeheeheeheee!!!
Wahahahaaaa!!!
Gazpachooooo!!
Ha ha!!
Help!!
Ha ha haaa!!
Ah hahaha ha!!
Beware!
Excelente!
Out of the way!
Oh he- Hey!!
Wha hoo hooo!!
Ride, Perro!
Oh yes!
Gracias!

Lead Lines[]

Fear me, if you dare!
Guess it is not your race, heh heh...

Item Launch[]

Muy bueno!
I like it!

Hit/Fall[]

Seriously?
*Hiss*
Wha?
*Angry meow*
No!!
No. No no no no no!!

Banter[]

Hola, Shrek!
Adios, Fiona!
Hola, Donkey!
Got ya, Farquaad!
Kitty! Hola!
Got you, lobo! (to Death)
Coming through Po!
Excuse me, sir. (to Master Shifu)
Pardon, senora... (to Tigress)
Back, Oogway.
Back, lion!
Boop! (to King Julien)
Ha! Caballero! (to Hiccup)
Ha! Chica! (to Astrid)
Scuse me, miss. (to Bridget)
Take that, king! (to King Gristle)
Hola, bambino! (to Theodore Templeton)
Hola, chica! (to Tina Templeton)
See ya, Wolf! (to Mr. Wolf)
Encantada! (to Diane Foxington)
Got ya big head! (to Megamind)

Final Lap[]

Okay, no more messing around huh?
Alright, let's get this over with.
Eyes on the road.
Go, go, goooo!!

Race Victory Lines[]

Si. I am good. So good.
I'm feeling great. Strong like a bull.
A cat always lands on his feet.
The best thief has won!

Cup Victory Lines[]

You've been great! Get home safely. Good night.
Who's your favorite fearless hero?
Hey! This is the party where is the music?!
Gazpachooooo!!

Cup Losing Lines[]

I am still Puss in Boots. Loved by one and all.
I guess these boots were not meant for driving. Oh well!
Perhaps it is time that I hung up my hat.
Retire? I am too goodlooking to retire.
Not bad. Soon I may master the steering wheel as I have mastered the sword!
Heh heh... even Puss in Boots can have an off day.

Kitty Softpaws[]

Selection Lines[]

Softpaws!!!
Softpaws. Kitty Softpaws
This should be interesting.
I'm ready. Let's go!
I know what I'm doing.

Driving Lines[]

Look at me goooooo!!!
Yeeeaaahhh!!!
Ah ha ha ha haaa!!
Ooooowa!!
Oooohhhhh!!
Oooooo!!!
Nice!
Yeeess!!
It's pruning time!
Hey heeeyy!!
I like this!
Weeheeheeheeee!!!
Wheeeeee!!!
Woohoohoo!!
Yippeeee!!
Yes!
Hee yeah!!
Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!
*Purrs*
*Sighs*
Aaaaaahhh ha ha!!
Ha!
Spanish Splinter!
Excellent.

Lead Lines[]

Ah yes, a much better view from here!
I don't mean to make you look bad.. I'm just that good.
I prefer to lead.
Nice catching up with you. Gotta go!
Lo siento, but you just became plan B!

Item Launch[]

Look sharp! (when shooting the Gatito Blade)
Sorry not sorry.
Take that!
Ah!
Mmm!

Hit/Fall[]

Stop that!
Ouch!
Ow!
Not fair.
Seriously?
Oh...
Never again.

Banter[]

Aside, ogre!
Aside, ogress!
Look out, Donkey.
Bah, Farquaad!
Got you, Puss!
Keep back, Wolf! (to Death)
Watch it, Po!
Pardon, abuelo! (to Master Shifu)
Watch it, Tigress!
Beware, Oogway!
Look out, Alex.
Watch it, Julien.
Aside, kid. (to Hiccup)
Look out, girl! (to Astrid)
Got ya, Bridget!
Ha! King! (to King Gristle)
Perdon, nino. (to Theodore Templeton)
Perdon, ninita. (to Tina Templeton)
Get back, Wolf! (to Mr. Wolf)
Take that, Foxy...
Move your head! (to Megamind)

Final Lap[]

Nothing can stop me now!
Almost there.
Ready or not, here I come!
Time to take the lead!
Let's dance!!

Race Victory Lines[]

Heh heh, this was the only way it could have ended!
I've got what I wished for. No magic required.
This calls for a tall glass of cream to celebrate.
This was the only it could have ended.
Looks like I landed on my feet again.

Race Losing Lines[]

This must be the Swamp of Infinite Sorrows...
I've been in worse pickles...
I was pretty challenged back there.

Cup Victory Lines[]

I am the best there is, after all.
Wish I'd had my quinceañera here.
I am a master thief and expert driver. No reason to be surprised.
I am a solo act. I keep my secrets and I play my cards close

Cup Losing Lines[]

This will be the last time I come in second place!
I haven't felt this way since Santa Coloma.
I need to do better. And next time, I will!
So I lost. I've lost before... but I always keep going.

Death[]

Selection Lines[]

No one will beat me!
I am no bounty hunter.
Let me do you a favor.
I came here... to race!
Sign right here...

Driving Lines[]

*Maniacal laughing*
I am going to enjoy this!
Ooh!!
Yes!
*Maniacal grunts*
Yah!
Whoa..
Ha ha!
Nice!
Excellent!
Bien...
Aaahh!
Raahh!
*Snarls*
*Growls*
Grrggh!
Heh heh heh heh...

Lead Lines[]

Where is everyone?
I guess this makes me the leader of the pack.
Been following for a long time, but not anymore.
Sorry to crash the party.

Item Launch[]

Look out!
Watch out!

Hit/Fall[]

Ah ah ah..
Agh!
*Grunt*

Banter[]

Got you, Shrek.
Make way, Fiona.
Ha ha! Donkey.
I'm here, Farquaad.
I'm here, Puss.
Make way, Kitty.
Ha ha! Po.
Tag, Shifu.
Tigress...
Ha ha! Oogway.
Lion...
Ha ha! Julien.
Tag, Hiccup.
I'm here, Astrid.
Tag, Bridget.
Got you, Gristle.
Make way, Ted.
I'm here, Tina.
Wolf...
I'm here, Fox.
Make way, Megamind.

Final Lap[]

Time to run for it!
*Growling his whistling tune*
It's almost over. Like it usually is when I appear!

Race Victory Lines[]

Ha ha! Leader of the pack once more!
Oh did I enjoy that!
*Snarls*

Cup Victory Lines[]

Believe me, I did us both a favor.

Cup Losing Lines[]

This is what I get for playing with my food.
Enjoy the sight of me in third place... with the time you have left.
You know we will meet again, right?
Win or lose, I meet everyone at the end of their... race.
(growl) I may have come in third this time, but I catch up to everyone... eventually