Kid Pickles is a character from The Adventures of Puss in Boots.
Kid Pickles is a puny kid with a bowl cut. He always has a pickle jammed in his mouth like a cigar. He's like an old-timey gangster in pickle-eating kid form. Kid Pickles claims his "mother was a cactus."
-His mother was a cactus; a tragic story, as alleged by a reliably truthful source
-He is a character notable for his Runyonesque dialogue
-He has survived on a diet of pickle juice, despite the typically lethal effects
-He may not know where babies come from, but he does know he wasn't born yesterday. This fact narrows down the nebulous nature of cactus-human reproduction