These are quotes from Lord Farquaad in Shrek.
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- Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man!
- Mirror, mirror on the wall, is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?
- Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
- What is that?
- Ugh, it's hideous!
- Mirror, mirror, show her me- Show me the princess.
- Oh, now what does he want?
- Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding...
- (Shrek: Well, he's just marrying you so he can be king!) Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him, my love.
- Oh, this is precious. The ogre has fallen in love with the princess! Oh, good Lord.
- An ogre and a princess!
- (Fiona: Shrek, is this true?) Who cares? It's preposterous! Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from out happily ever after, now kiss me!
- Ugh, it's disgusting!
- This hocus pocus alters nothing! This marriage is binding, and that makes me king! See? See?!
- I'll make you regret the day we met! I'll see you drawn and quartered! You'll beg for death to save you!
- And as for you, my wife, I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!
- I am king! I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have--!