|Fairy Godmother Song|
|Title||Fairy Godmother Song|
|Artist||Fairy Godmother (Saunders)|
- Your fallen tears have called to me.
- So here comes my sweet remedy.
- I know what every princess needs.
- For her to live live happily.
- [both gasp]
- Fairy Godmother: [spoken] Oh, my dear. Oh, look at you. You're all... grown up.
- Princess Fiona: [spoken] Uh... who are you?
- Fairy Godmother:[spoken] Oh, sweet pea! I'm your fairy godmother.
- Princess Fiona: [spoken] I have a fairy godmother?
- Fairy Godmother: [spoken] Shush! Now, don't worry. I'm here to make it all better.
- With just a...
- Wave of my magic wand.
- Your troubles will soon be gone.
- With a flick of the wrist and just a flash.
- You'll land a prince with a ton of cash.
- A high-priced dress made by mice no less.
- Some crystal glass pumps and no more stress.
- Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse.
- Confide in your very own furniture friends.
- We'll help you set a new fashion trend.
- I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great.
- The kind of gal the prince would date.
- They'll write your name on the bathroom wall.
- "For a happy ever after give Fiona a call!"
- A sporty carriage to ride in style.
- Sexy man-boy chauffeur "Kyle".
- Banish your blemishes, tooth decay.
- Celluite thighs will fade away.
- And oh what the hey, have a Bichon Frise!
- Nip and tuck, here and there.
- To land that prince with the perfect hair.
- Lipstick, liners, shadow, blush!
- To get that prince with a sexy tush!
- Lucky day, hunk buffet!
- You and your prince take a roll in the hay!
- You can spoon on the moon.
- With the prince, to this tune.
- Don't be drab, you'll be fab!
- Your prince will have rock hard abs!
- Cheese soufflé, Valentines Day, have some chicken fricassee!
- A nip and tuck, here and there!
- To land that prince with the perfect hair!
- Princess Fiona: [spoken] Stop!
- Lipstick liners!
- Princess Fiona: [spoken] Look... thank you very much, Fairy Godmother, but... I really don't need all this.
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