Diagram of Shrek's home from "Shrek: The Essential Guide"
"What a load of...*Toilet Flushes*!"
"Whew, look at that! Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
"In the mornin', I'm makin' waffles."
"What do I have to do to get a little privacy?!"
"What are you doing in my swamp?!"
"Shrek, the outhouse is clogged up."
"On your left, this loveable lug who taught us you don't have to change your undies to change the world."
"I wonder what Shrek's up to in there."
♪ One love, one heart, let's get together and feel alright ♪