Once upon a time, in Ormond Castle in Far Far Away, a beautiful queen gives birth to a baby girl who had lips red as the Rose, hair black as ebony and skin as white as snow. She named her Snow White, but died shortly after that. The King then married another woman who was vain. Not long after their marriage, the new Queen killed her husband, making Snow an orphan.
The Evil Queen, named Queen Coco, made Snow White a scullery maid to quench her beauty. Eventually however, she surpassed her stepmother in beauty. Queen Coco made her huntsman take her stepdaughter to Duloc Hills to kill her. He could not, however, and told her to run away, which she did. She eventually made it to Duloc Sports Centre which was owned by Seven Dwarfs, since they had 2 jobs, mining and running said Centre. When they came home, singing “Hi he, hi he, dwarf miners are we,” they agreed to let Snow White stay. Snow took a liking to Dopey Farquaad, the most childlike of the dwarfs.
Queen Coco, upon learning that her stepdaughter is still alive, went down to her dungeon, which had Halloween skull masks on the wall, disguised as an old peddler, tracked down Snow at the Sports Centre and gave her a Poison Apple. She fell to the floor and the Queen cackled. The dwarfs chased her however and she fell off a cliff. The dwarfs took Snow’s corpse to a nearby swamp where an ogre told them “dead broad off the table.” Eventually when he left, Dopey kissed Snow White and she woke up. Soon Snow and Dopey were married, Dopey became Prince consort, they both attended Shrek and Fiona’s wedding and they lived happily ever after.
P.S. The night Shrek and Fiona left for their honeymoon, Snow White sung “Someday my Prince will come,” to Dopey in the Sports Centre.